October Caption Contest

[FishingMagic]

After an excellent quick-fire round of weekly captions in September, for October we return to the more sedate pace of our usual monthly competition.

We are delighted to advise that Laguna are continuing to sponsor the competition with prizes for both winner and runner up as follows:


October 1st Prize

1 x 50ml bottle of Tiger Nut SAC juice (bait activator)
2 x 50ml bottle of Hemp SAC juice (bait activator)
2 x 50ml bottle of Molasses SAC juice (bait activator)
1 x 50ml bottle of Sweet Chilli ‘n' Garlic SAC juice (bait activator)
1 x 50ml bottle of Krill SAC juice (bait activator)

With a value of £27.93

Plus a mystery bonus prize of a brand new product not yet available in the shops!


October 2nd Prize

A mystery bonus prize of a brand new product not yet available in the shops!


To get your hands on the goodies all we want are suitable captions for this (and those of a nervous disposition should look away now...) spear fishing scene.



I think the FM team will stick with rod and line....

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

Before I attempt to remove this Sir, may I just ask are you a left hand or right hand thread?

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I must say you were pretty lucky Sir, you nearly had an eye out there!

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

When one of the moderators on FM was "accidently" harpooned suspicion fell on Ron

 

[ian_g]

He was warned - Out fish me again and i'll stick that rod right up your A**E

 

[Poshpaul (Angling Trust and PaSC)]

When on the sauce his Lordship could never tell his a r s e from his elbow

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Cross stitch or plain sir?


As world pork prices continued to soar the FM barbeque team found a cost effective alternative

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

After another Baiting needle accident Lauguna starts work on his safe alternative to the bait needle

see, that's clever , I plugged one of his other products as well - that's got to be worth a freebie or two

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

Inspired by the weird 'Bagel Heads' craze in Japan, Peter Jacobs decides to have his buttocks stitched together to create his new look.

 

[peter crabtree]

Mods get tough with man who continued to break the forum rules despite numerous warnings.....

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

Dave will be the first big game angler to hair rig a dead human to tempt the great white....

 

[Peter Jacobs]

a) Even the experts struggle to find a suitable hair-stop for live baits when Shark fishing . . . . . .

b) . . . and if you mention **** blooming Walker one more time . . . . you'll get the other half of the flipping rod!

 

[Terry D]

So there I was just have a quick squat down over the back end of the boat.....

 

[Windy]

And do you know what, Windy slept through the whole thing....

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PS. I know it's too late, but I thought of one for the last competition just closed:

"Stop Press, Sandwich found, hope at last"

The Man in the Hat's friends were jubilant earlier today to hear that the sandwich short in his picnic had at last been found...

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

"When I said harpoon the Great White - I meant the shark not my ar$e"

 

[peter crabtree]

Man seriously injured after bizarre gay bondage ritual went wrong...

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

Just hurry up and get the ******* thing out before some **** takes a photo and uses it in a caption competition!

 

[chub_on_the_block]

"Great method fishing, like great method acting. should be about experiencing how a bait feels as it is mounted on a hair" Tarquin Yoshi Angling Seminars: Supplemental Notes Volume 4

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Proof that sticking pins in effigies really does work

 

[beerweasel]

Robson Green tries extreme acupuncture to help him stop smoking.

 

[geoffmaynard]

<camp mode ON> See! I TOLD you a little prick up the bum never hurt anybody!<camp mode OFF>

 

[simon dunbar]

" So sorry , Senor Robson , I am understanding now , it was the camera man you wanted to be shooting your arse....."

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

Lord Paul extracts revenge for not winning September's comp