KEVIN PERKINS | |
Never mind smelling the flowers, don’t forget to take time out to see the satirical side of fishing life and grab a laugh along the way as well. So here’s a regular column from Kevin Perkins to remind us that life is for laughing at, or taking the p*** out of, whenever we can. |
FISH OUT OF WATER Sad news that the great John Wilson cannot get a showing on terrestrial TV. But, in truth, when you have seen someone catch a fish once, it starts to lose its appeal a bit, doesn’t it? In fact, I am even surprised the satellite channels took it up, don’t they already have a grey bearded bloke with a strange voice going by the name of Rex Hunt? These production companies need to ‘sex up’ angling a little, and introduce some reality into angling programmes. These ratings-winning formulas are well documented by now, so it shouldn’t be too difficult to follow suit. We’ve seen Wife/Mother-in-Law/Partner swap, Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here etc, etc, where people are put in strange surroundings to see how they cope for the amusement of us watching on the television. I reckon it’s about time we tried this with anglers. I think the concept has enormous entertainment potential. We will take a pair of anglers from one fishing discipline and make them fish another style for a week to see how they get on. Even better if it could be staged as a match, so our intrepid pair would be up against a couple of experts (all for charity, of course!). Or in best ‘Bargain Hunt’ style, we would send our dynamic duo off to buy all the tackle that they think they will need for the job with just £ 500 each. The question is, who should be set what task? Dry Fly wreckers Luring Carpers Poling Beachcasters Commercial Roachers Poling Pikers A shock for barbel anglers This is what the viewers want to see, people struggling to get on, suggested working title for the programme is ‘Fish out of Water’ – any takers? ALTERNATIVE GREETINGS So I would have to send you each a Christmas card with a scene on it which did not depict anything which could be construed as relative to Xmas. So there will be none of the following: Angels So a plain white card it will have to be then. But I can’t put a message inside that can in any way be related to Christmas. So a plain white card with no message in it will do the trick. Except that if I send it now, it will obviously be meant as a Christmas card because of the time of the year. So it has to be no cards at all from me, you can see that I wanted to, but I really, really can’t, can I? I’ll just say ‘MERRY CHRISTMAS and a HAPPY NEW YEAR’ to one and all on FISHINGmagic and be done with it PS: Anyone want 12,000 franked envelopes that I accidentally printed off at work? |