Most well respected anglers often ruminate upon fishing a well behaved, gently flowing river, with nothing to disturb their bliss except a passing waterfowl and the occasion bite. The daytime has to be yielded to the cruisers and motor yachts plying their way up and down the river and they don’t give a hoot to whoever is trying to fish. They sit up there in their flying bridges with their canvas navy cap on looking for all the world like Albert Trotter. There are times when you can’t leave a feeder out for more than 30 seconds before having to furiously retrieve before it’s sucked up into the enormous propeller that these modern ‘Gin Palaces’ have. It’s not as if they are designed like the river craft that have preceded them, those old boats typically had a shallow draft, 18 inches at most, were long, sleek hulled and created no more a wake than the average duck passing by. By comparison these have a 3-4 foot draft and many who don’t observe the reasonable speed limit leave all manner of chaos in their wake. They are despised by the rowers as well as us anglers, probably the only time when we unite against a common enemy. For us though, it’s the damage they do to the banks. Look at some of my pictures of a bank that was redressed in 1993. The method used was to put a strong polymer netting (see photo) across stumps of scaffolding and then back the earth up to it. Just ten years later and this is all we have left, the stumps are visible, but you can clearly see that the bank has been completely eroded and is now 6-8 feet away from them. Some of this erosion is no doubt due to flooding, but encouraged, I hasten to add, by boat owners mooring against the bank and driving in great metal stakes. Even more damage is caused when they wriggle the stake around to remove it! Part of the re-dressing work was because of a massive hole in the bank that was left by Goering’s Luftwaffe lads during WWII (honestly!), which gave the entire field its name of Sandy Bay. They dropped all their bombs after being chased by Spitfires (so the story goes), some fell into the river, others on the land, and I can point you to a nearby pond now which is a bomb crater. I have seen an old map that in one area shows the bank and, about 10 feet behind it, a row of alders, thereby providing the ‘towpath’. Now the alders are in the water. Okay, so we don’t need a towpath anymore, but most of this erosion has been done within the last 30 years. What about the next 30 years? I was once fishing at Medmenham from a bank that was 3ft high off the water. There’s an island opposite with the main channel between. It was about this time of year, no-one around (I had a clear view of about one mile of bank because of the gentle bend in the river) and hardly any boats about. I heard one coming downstream and the owner must have also seen that there was no-one about, certainly no other boats. Without seeing me he fully opened both engines and the air filled with a roar. It was short lived of course because he rapidly came into view and he cut them. The point is though, how many jerks are doing this when no-one is looking? These boats belong on the ocean, some are even of the ‘Ocean’ make, with their flying bridges and chemical toilets. Heaven knows what they do with the stuff, but their toilets are supposed to be sealed as they pass Teddington. I bet they’re not inspected though. We have some pretty big barges that have come over from Belgium and Holland, 100-plus feet in length, and they can go through at quite a speed, but the wash from them is very little more than the wind creates. Tiny little ripples, that’s all because they again, are designed for travelling on inland waterways. We also have a fair collection of steamers, and I really mean steamers. Some are gorgeous, being teak and mahogany-built. One we have is built, or rather dressed, to look like a New Orleans paddle boat complete with artificial paddle and twin smoke-stacks that don’t smoke. They have to be pulled down when they go under bridges. They’re a bit of fun and they cause a little more disturbance of the bank in some cases, but only because of the dispersal of weight. Farmers don’t help either by allowing cattle to erode the bank where they have self-made drinking holes. Wouldn’t it be far better to have a purposely built slope where cattle could go without causing any damage? Betrayal Also in 1996, some of our members helped the River Thames Society in rebuilding part of the riverbank and some 100 yards of the best swims for bream. We laid down some willow stakes and made ‘hurdles’ by weaving thinner willow in and out of the stakes knowing full well that the willow would start to grow. The Society had tons of really thick blue sticky clay delivered by barge which we tried shovelling in behind the hurdles. Eventually they had to hire a digger to finish it, but it was a good job and our club used to pay them £ 150 for that length. Now look at the picture of the sign that appeared this last year – “NO Fishing”. Thanks! That’s what you get for helping them! I suddenly knew what was going to happen. His intention was to more up and all 7 or so people would get off and go for a drinkies in the hotel. The trouble is that the top end of the weirpool is very, very shallow indeed and before he made the bank – KKKEEERRRunch. He was well and truly aground. There was the usual panic, a great revving of engines and poor Stuart and his dad were getting all the stinking exhaust from this, not to mention the water being churned up by the propeller. It must have been ten minutes later when I went up to Stuart and said should we offer to get all women and children off, maybe provide them with a gangplank or something. Rowers? Now that’s another story. The way they cut so close in to the bank, oars whisking past your face, little spotty-faced coxes in the back yelling instructions through a 2000 watt amplifier, trainers riding bicycles following them on the towpath yelling through a megaphone, bimbo blonde young girl rowers in their wet T-shirts showing off their…….. |