The story was in yesterday’s News of the World. Apparently a 20lb carp on a fish stall screamed that the end of the world was nigh.
Two shocked witnesses swear to it, one, Zalmen Rosen, 57, claims the fish told him to pray and read the Jewish bible the Torah.
Another witness, Zalmen’s assistant, Luis Navelo, a non-Jew, collapsed in shock when he heard it.
Members of the Jewish Skver sect believe the fish was God reincarnated.
But Rosen cut up the fish anyway.
Maybe the carp had been eating too much hemp…….
