Tart Tackle Spring Catalogue 2005
Potty Professor David Bumblebee, bsD introduces a new company, 'Tackle Tart', with something for every angler who's got more money than sense
The Alternative Angler – Gentle Reminder
Is it the death knell for the humble maggot? Kevin Perkins thinks so, at least as far as using them for bait is concerned
Carp Stalkers Ltd
A letter from America, or at least an amusing little story from Garry Procter who used to regularly exchange letters with Jim Gibbinson before his exile to the States
The Alternative Angler – Gender Benders
Kevin Perkins gets in touch with his feminine side and says that now we are pumping enough chemicals into the water to create gender-bending fish, how long will it be before anglers follow suit?
The Alternative Angler – Chav-Vendor
Kevin Perkins brings out the bling and the Burberry and claims that the Tackle Tarts have been setting the trend all along
The Alternative Angler – Alternative Fishing Party
Election fever is raging right now and they all want the angler's vote. But sod 'em, let's start our own Fishing Party says Kevin Perkins who seeks election as the party spin-doctor
The Adventures Of Donald Effingham-Mudde & Damien
The odd couple have been given diaries for Christmas and this week we get to read the private thoughts of Damien.......
Lonely Pearl Mussels Desperately Looking For Love
Spare a thought this Valentine's Day for the love-lorn freshwater pearl mussel, as the Environment Agency turns dating agency in an attempt to revive the ailing sex life of this fast disappearing native species
The Alternative Angler – Alternative Survey
Kevin Perkins compiles his very own Alternative Angling Survey to rival the impartiality of the survey in Angling Times last year.......
The Alternative Angler – Mini Hunters
Kevin Perkins reveals the existence of a new and clandestine group of anglers dedicated to the capture of a certain group of fish - the Mini Hunters!
