I’m The Man Of The House (Until SHE Gets Home!)
It's a humorous day on FM today. As well as 'The Alternative Angler' below here's Stuart Dennis with a hilarious tale about fishing and being 'the man of the house'- he wishes!
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Kevin Perkins' very own 'Guide To Freshwater Fish'. God, what will he come up with next!
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Which group do you fall into where your wife/partner is concerned: wimp, part wimp, or are you one of the lucky few? Asks Kevin Perkins.
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Kevin wades through his fan mail and finds one. And it's from a lady angler who keeps maggots in her handbag!
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Alternative Angler Kevin Perkins asks, "does everything have to symmetrical, matched, balanced, or is the bohemian approach frowned on? Do the fish know or even care if those rods and reels are a matched pair?"
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Kevin Perkins wonders if the vogue for recording 'Personal Bests' would be better and fairer if it was replaced with Venue Records.
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Alternative Angler Kevin Perkins sifts through the job applications, ponders about the new ACA, AFA and ASA and ends on a sad note.
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This week Alternative Angler Kevin Perkins contemplates the imponderables and considers communal bivvies, complete camouflage and wonders about the design of some tackle.
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Kevin wonders why there are so few female anglers and makes a few suggestions - Perhaps a timely reminder is that the views of our contributors are not necessarily............. You're on your own Kevin!
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Alternative Angler Kevin Perkins and brother-in-law Bob, the Esox Boys, target pike over 25lbs. How did they go on? Let's just say it was eventful.........
