“Baz, I know you’re desperate but how low will you stoop? I’ll take the free Clitheroe card but no way will I plant the rubbish so you get Balderstone back”
This is Nigel’s second win in recent weeks, but he only just made it. I’d picked another winner but when I counted the words it had 31 and the limit is 30 words. Nigel has exactly 30 words.