Ow do

[The Bone Collector]

Ow do......

 

[Steve Spiller]

Welcome back to FM BC

 

[heathbryant45]

An ex-forensics expert who was injured in an accident, and now is paralyzed, Lincoln Rhyme (Denzel Washington) and a patrol cop, Amelia Donaghy (Angelina Jolie), team up to solve a string of murders all connected to a serial killer by his signature: a single shard of bone is removed from each of the victims. Rhyme is bed-ridden, but communicates with Amelia via phone as she examines the various crime scenes and collects evidence and reports back to him. Lincoln is completely oblivious to Amelia's extraordinary good looks - they operate on a purely professional level, and Lincoln's almost morbid fascination in her is based on her professionalism and 'knack' for crime solving.

 

[Frothey]

It was sh*t.

 

[Poshpaul (Angling Trust and PaSC)]

He's back!! Bone Collector...all the old nags around the Hyde Glue Works will be sh8t8ing themselves......and the horses will be a little worried too.

Awfully good to have you back old boy

 

[The Bone Collector]

Salutations Paul and the rest.

I have been a good boy of late so now I'm allowed out on day release, but these ankle tags are a bit of a pain and often get trapped in the red flannel full combinations.

Things have changed greatly, all the old watering holes have closed down so I'm off to find if Betty's afternoon tea dances is still operating.

Will let you know.

BC.

 

[Bluenose]

Just so you know we're watching .............. always watching.


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Welcome back BC.

 

[slime monster]

Welcome back old lad see you soon

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

Owe do

There's.......

white ones
yellow ones
brown ones
black ones
iddy biddy sticky ones

long ones
short ones
and long thin slippy ones

hard ones
soft ones
and slip one down your trouser ones

There's

drippy ones
ploppy ones
and very smelly sloppy ones

there's

small ones
big ones
and big fat rectum ripping ones

there's all types of ones


But everyone is baking one.


The Turd Collector

 

[The Bone Collector]

Had my asteroids checked out last week Corky....




....everything in working order

 

[dezza]

Welcome back BC.

"Turd Collector"?

That's all Corker ever thinks of!

 

[Colin North the one and only]

Welcome back

 

[The Bone Collector]

Welcome back BC.

"Turd Collector"?

That's all Corker ever thinks of!

He served his apprenticeship under Gillian McKeith....


and passed with flying colours.

 

[Jeff Woodhouse]

Ow do......

I've fallen out wi' you an' I'm not speaking with you anymore.

So there!

 

[The Bone Collector]

I've fallen out wi' you an' I'm not speaking with you anymore.

So there!

Hallelujah....What a result from the major shareholder in BT.

No more “Hi Boney, won’t keep you a minute” phone calls that end up lasting a bloody decade.

Now I can get some work done at last.

And while we have the gloves off why am I not a senior member?

All my old threads and post are still there on my profile but yesterday I was demoted to the ranks of a new member.

Go on, blame it on the ruddy volcano...everybody else does.

 

[Morespiders]

A r s e h o l e

 

[Rickrod]

Ow do and welcome back

 

[Jeff Woodhouse]

Hallelujah....What a result from the major shareholder in BT.

No more “Hi Boney, won’t keep you a minute” phone calls that end up lasting a bloody decade.

Ha! That's a larf. I had to upscale my contract with O2 because of you! 600 minutes wasn't enough for one phone call.

What about the "Oh Woody, whilst you're on......." and another 40 minutes passes.....

BUT, just to show no hard feelings, I'll try to repair your details. That's my job after all.....





Mwahahahahahahah!

 

[The Bone Collector]

Thanks mush.



Surprising what a bit of good old fashioned diplomacy will do........:wh



........ not to mention the compromising photographs of you in the bushes behind The Fallen Women's Refuge at Red Bank.



Pix now destroyed and negatives posted to you so your secret is safe.........




........for the time being.



BC.

 

[Jeff Woodhouse]

not to mention the compromising photographs of you in the bushes behind The Fallen Women's Refuge at Red Bank.

I'll find those of you now in certain poses behind NCH and post them to you.

Along with that copy of The History of Liston's Bar.