Once, at Anglers Paradise in Devon, I gone fishing for the evening leaving the missus in the caravan, it was a typical misty mid-May Devon evening, cold and damp, I'd caught plenty, but it was past my quoted return time, I started packing and put one foot over my rod(bad move) but slipped on the damp wooden platform, it was either fall through my normark, or go in, so in it was, straight down, over my head, pushed up from the bottom and grabbed the platform, yanking myself out like Flynn,it was bloody freezing at that time I didn't swim, not brilliant now, bit proficient enough, now for the best part, got back to the car shivering uncontrollably, stuffed the gear in quick, then I thought how am I going to drive the car soaked as I was, so took my socks, trousers, sweatshirt, and t-shirt in the car and towelled myself down with my fishy smelling towel, jumped in the car and threw my underpants into the back, driving back was most embarrassing as several groups of people were walking up to the clubhouse for the evening and there was I naked with a fishing towel covering my credentials, my missus wet herself when I told her, lol...