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Monkey: This lake is well known for shad, innit....


It quickly became apparent that the newly updated Observer's Book of Horse Fishing contained at least one serious typo....
 

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Game Anglers now copying Carp Angling tactics of wearing disguise to fish Out-of-Bounds areas and avoid prosecution when evidence published in angling press!
 
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In a surprise twist of fait, the punkiest monkey that ever popped, saves Tripitaka's horse from the mystical water margin... Born from an egg on the mountain top....
 

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Caught on a Horse Fly using a Monkey Climber.

I hope Trigger and Monkey 'Arris' have a licence.
 

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introducing the new hidden EA poaching security camera.

Getting tough on environmental crime.

To find out if your water will qualify, ring the Incident hotline now on
0800 80 70 60
24-hour service, poachers might not be prosecuted, subject to status, cutbacks and language barriers, calls may be ignored, delayed or recorded for training purposes.
 
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Can you names these two regular FM posters the editorial team have disguised.

Here's a clue , one is an ex public school boy with a lot of old school chums , the other is a small but chippy no name northerner
 

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"That daring duo, Chimp an zee Horse mackerel were spotted together somewhere over a rainbow".
 

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I haven't seen anyone that horse since Gary Lineker on BBC Sports Personality, mind you i didn't see any fishing on there again :rolleyes:
 

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See Big Ear's, it's so easy to catch these fish you don't need a net, you just pull them out like this !!
 

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" Well this is what it's come down to. If we were any good you'd be advertising tea bags and I'd be at Ascot ! "
 
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