December Caption Competition

[Poshpaul (Angling Trust and PaSC)]

Despite his very very best efforts, Bob got caught fishing out of season.......again!!!!!

 

[sagalout]

The wife and her mother go fishing, and catch another old trout.

 

[dorsetandchub]

Monkey: This lake is well known for shad, innit....


It quickly became apparent that the newly updated Observer's Book of Horse Fishing contained at least one serious typo....

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

Unconcered about the effect of hormones in the water 2 anglers carried on fishing

 

[greenie62]

Game Anglers now copying Carp Angling tactics of wearing disguise to fish Out-of-Bounds areas and avoid prosecution when evidence published in angling press!

 

[Alan Tyler]

The lengths some people will go to, just to carry on using illegal mesh-sized nets.

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

In a surprise twist of fait, the punkiest monkey that ever popped, saves Tripitaka's horse from the mystical water margin... Born from an egg on the mountain top....

 

[itsfishingnotcatching]

In a surprise twist of fait

Fait accompli then

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

The fish hides it's head in shame

 

[bennygesserit]

Christmas at the Dumford's

 

[ken more]

Caught on a Horse Fly using a Monkey Climber.

I hope Trigger and Monkey 'Arris' have a licence.

 

[wes79]

introducing the new hidden EA poaching security camera.

Getting tough on environmental crime.

To find out if your water will qualify, ring the Incident hotline now on
0800 80 70 60
24-hour service, poachers might not be prosecuted, subject to status, cutbacks and language barriers, calls may be ignored, delayed or recorded for training purposes.

 

[nicepix]

No. We really do look like this. It's the fish that's been photoshopped!

 

[chub_on_the_block]

The syndicate is so secretive that members are required to conceal their own identity at all times.

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

Can you names these two regular FM posters the editorial team have disguised.

Here's a clue , one is an ex public school boy with a lot of old school chums , the other is a small but chippy no name northerner

 

[sumtime]

"That daring duo, Chimp an zee Horse mackerel were spotted together somewhere over a rainbow".

 

[nicepix]

After waking up in the bivvy Derek regretted having the cheese paste for supper.

 

[theartist]

I haven't seen anyone that horse since Gary Lineker on BBC Sports Personality, mind you i didn't see any fishing on there again

 

[Bob Hornegold]

See Big Ear's, it's so easy to catch these fish you don't need a net, you just pull them out like this !!

 

[bullet]

" Well this is what it's come down to. If we were any good you'd be advertising tea bags and I'd be at Ascot ! "