Everything is Getting Smaller?

[peterjg]

I have recently bought a new 50inch fishing umbrella with 48inch ribs! Even more serious is the fact that Jacobs Cream Crackers, Mars Bars, Plain Bounties, 6mm Choc/orange mini boilies are all actually smaller - I am so scared of looking elsewhere!!!

 

[Philip]

I hope its not cold were you are Peter else you could be in for a worse shock. ?

 

[Peter Jacobs]

It is the classic ‘shrinkflation’ whereby the cost remains the same but the contents are smaller.
The effects are not included in the inflation index.

 

[peter crabtree]

tried viagra?

 

[mikench]

What do Disney World & Viagra have in common? A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.

 

[peter crabtree]

Taxi for Mike..do’nut!

 

[peterjg]

Oiy! Steady chaps! I was referring to my fishing tackle not my wedding tackle. Today though, the roach got smaller but the signal crayfish got bigger!

 

[markcw]

tried viagra?

Make sure you swallow it down properly .
Otherwise you will get a lump in your throat. ?

 

[markcw]

What do Disney World & Viagra have in common? A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.

2 minutes ????
Does that include a half time ciggy ? ?