February 2015 Caption Competition

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FishingMagic

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And for February we would like your suggestions for a caption for this please:

 

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An updated version of the fisherman's prayer
God grant me that I should live to fish
A water that is pure
Free from litter, discarded line and animal manure.
And when it come to my last cast
I then most humbly pray
That you visit one of your biblical plagues
Upon the Signal Cray:D
 

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As I was new to the lake, I'd asked for a couple of pointers so I only had myself to blame.

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After telling them they didn't have a prayer, they proved me wrong...

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The new Taoist night class Eat, Fish, Pray gets under way.

When I said this lake has a good head of prey fish, my pike angling visitors perhaps misunderstood my meaning.
 
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D’ya reckon that bloke who told us to do this was having us on?

Honestly... It seems a bit far fetched to me, kneeling here in the catch position and waiting for one to drop out of the sky and it has been four hours now?

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The latest incidence of fish theft is all too obvious as trophy fish go missing right on the click of the camera…
 

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So, i rang the fishery office and asked them if any famous anglers ever showed up here and they said something about Kneel and Wait...
 
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And you thought the curse of the new piece of kit was weird...
 

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"Look lads, this has really gone too far.
FM Moderators are NOT living Gods.
And Neil is his NAME, not an instruction...."
 
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Praise be! At least this end of the lake is not frozen over!!
 
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