"the idea is to trick potential partners into premature ejaculation with the idea of helping the females to avoid mating with undesirable males or attract more partners." The dirty bitches!!! It reminds me of this girl I used to know from Dudley, when she............. no - you really wouldn't want to know!!!
"Oh darling, that was wonderful," she coos, fluttering her eyelashes at you. "You don't really want to go fishing tomorrow do you?"
Mine can't wait to get rid of me! "Why don't you do a 24hr session", she says! "When you come back I'll have a nice surprise waiting for you" - yeah a surprise all right, a list of three jobs she wanted doing around the house! - Now what's the phone number of that Dudley girl again - 01902 ****** ha ha ha ha
Talking of big fins and jaws - Hey Graham - did you know that 'crap angler' and that 'brummie bloke' are gonna pay a visit to a complex not too far from me soon? Yeah - their 'big jaws' are gonna drop simultaneously when they see the 'big fin' of the big common on my unhooking mat!!! Actually they have gone a bit quiet - I reckon they have had a practice run on there meself! Just to learn a bit about the water so I don't show em up!
Actually, if her code begins 01902 you must have been crap and she gave you the wrong number cos that's a Wolves number!!
I was taught not to talk about it!!! the girls like that you know!!!! and you know what they say about those who talk about it all the time......bit like fishing really pegleg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now its not my in-tench-ion to enc-roach into this male forum or carp on about sexism i might knock someone off their perch.But down here there are some locations where if the fish are not biting you can combine both activities in quiet seclution.It brings new meaning to the phrase " time to get out your waggler" ( specially if its chubb-y )