"He was a keen and successful angler, but he had this irrational fear of touching the fish he caught in case he developed fungus or fin rot. We told him he didnt have any fins and fungus was most unlikely so long as he used a condom, but he wouldnt listen to us. He insisted on carrying this silly fish tank around"
The judges thought this was one of the best caption competitions for a long time and any one of several entries could have taken the prize. After the general laughter had died down the vote eventually went to lambert1.