January 2014 Caption Competition

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bigfish74

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thought you said i could drive the tank today now put me down

andy :wh
 

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This is why I need the planning permission for an extension to my tank.
 

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The New Fisheries Officer recently appointed to the Environment Agency leads the way with the stocking of barbel into the River Pinn.
 

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At Heston Blumenthal's new open air restaurant there is a new slant on the familiar Chicken in a Basket;- Salmon in a Tank

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Sven regrets using a 3D printer to record his latest catch.
 

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Dave had finally come to terms with the fact his tank was too small.
 

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The man from Findus he say - better to be a big fish in small tank, than a small fish in a big tank.
 

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"He was a keen and successful angler, but he had this irrational fear of touching the fish he caught in case he developed fungus or fin rot. We told him he didnt have any fins and fungus was most unlikely so long as he used a condom, but he wouldnt listen to us. He insisted on carrying this silly fish tank around"
 

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Sufferers of Spatial Awareness Syndrome (or SAS as it is more commonly known) enjoy a days fishing.
 

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The judges thought this was one of the best caption competitions for a long time and any one of several entries could have taken the prize. After the general laughter had died down the vote eventually went to lambert1.


As a fan of Damien Hirst and his shark in formaldehyde Sven was proud of his own modest effort entitled "Salmon in Vodka
 
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