- Feb 14, 2017
- Reaction score
- Tunbridge Wells
Only if you break a chair, at least one bone, lose all your floats and kick your maggots in.
It's the minimum qualifying criteria, anything less than that and you're unlikely to even frame!
Some would see that as a challenge.
I reckon your little list would account for at least the first 30 minutes of any given fishing expedition.
Do I get additional points for falling asleep in my chair and snoring loud enough to create ripples on the water? My snoring is actually the first known proven Bream repellent. I am available for bookings......
I can feel legendary status is finally within my reach......