March 2015 Caption Competition

[FishingMagic]

For March we would like your suggested captions for the image below, we have fished worse venues...

 

[sagalout]

Now that's what I call a carp puddle!

 

[Poshpaul (Angling Trust and PaSC)]

Entries to Fish O'Mania hit all time low. BT Sport able to outbid Sky at last!

 

[Peter Jacobs]

. . . . you can laugh but it did a firty last week . . . . . . .

 

[bennygesserit]

the peg nearest the car park is always popular

 

[binka]

Tackle company demonstrates the effectiveness of their new "urban guesting bivvy" cunningly finished in Realtarmac... The angler on the right is in clear view whilst the one to the left remains completely undetectable

 

[sam vimes]

PASC finally find a better alternative to Dam Flask.

 

[loc_han]

I wonder if the fishing is any better round the other side of the pond?

 

[binka]

I’m sorry but you’ll have to move on, this is a thirty minute zone and there's no return within two hours.


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Local council finds ingenious revenue raising alternative to fixing potholes.


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If you happen to come across a mini-bus down there I think I know who's it is.

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

Bent Nets if Sheffield open their luxury fishing venue

 

[dorsetandchub]

Binka's latest Korum chair collapse had caused a crater which now had its own dedicated following.

You're quite sure this is the Norfolk B Road s??

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The Mods had organised the Fish In and promised us no expense had been spared.....

 

[theartist]

It's literally a runs water

 

[dorsetandchub]

On the bright side, fishing the far bank was a very realistic proposition.

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

Council cut backs hit the parks ponds hard

 

[christaylor1979]

Please tell me that's not a crayfish

 

[S-Kippy]

The luxury fishing break to an exclusive private stillwater with good transport links turned out to be not quite as good as it sounded in the brochure !

 

[theartist]

He's a pole puddle martyr

 

[arthur2sheds]

"Tackle dealer"....what's that... ? you want some gear for your 12 year old boy...??? yeah I know the venue mate.... He'll need three 3.75lb Daiwa infinity DF's, 3 Daiwa Basia QDX's 20lb line 45lb suffix and stacked 20mm mainline Cell boilies with a kilo of freebies per rod.... That'll be £2500 please

 

[fruitowl]

always said I could blank anywhere

 

[chub_on_the_block]

Its never been the same since they took out the lilies and improved access to the banks