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Jeremy Wade's sex change at first appeared to be a great success until he discovered that he was somehow still attracting the birds...
 

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Two birds walk on to a bar - The barman says 'wrong joke' this is a sand bar - there's no nuns, no horse with a long face and the Englishman, the Irishman and a Scotsman caught nothing and left as they were too busy creating stereotypes.
 

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Get the flock out a here!

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As the match progressed she cried a fowl.

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She realised they hadn't understood her request for a cock.
 

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Jeremy Wade's sex change at first appeared to be a great success until he discovered that he was somehow still attracting the birds...
Curses!
I was going for the Matt Hayes sex change angle.
Back to the drawing board.
 

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This wasn't the bill she meant.

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It was a bad time for her chickens to come home to roost.

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She had her best capon.

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Look at the booby on that!
 

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She realised she was becoming gullible.

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She proudly displayed her pecker.

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She found herself before the beak.
 
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Wind your scrawny neck in... you're no longer then only bird on this island!







(apply to whichever you think is the most applicable :))
 

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Me and my mate were sat on a perch and he said "can you smell fish?"
 
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As the intrepid angler works her way down the rod to the offending squatter her only thought is...

A bird in the bush is worth...
 
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