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Ron...made me laugh, but, many a true word said in jest...thanks to one and all for the kind comments...I'll have to a similair one soon directed at barbel fishermen to redress the balance and show that it wasn't malicious in any way...
Sedge, I am very, very upset !! - for the last 20+ years I thought that I was a carp angler, but now, thanks to your article, I realise that I am not !! Maybe I should shave off the beard and moustache, and have a hair-cut ( although I don't really want to lose the pony tail ) - and then, for good measure, next time my nephew calls me to see about going fishing, tell him to p*** off.
After I've gone through every possibility on FISHINGmagic, I'm turning my caustic literary pen towards GOLFmagic, CYCLINGmagic and anything else I can get my teeth into....the world is my oyster....gggrrrrhhhhh...
In that case, one must learn to `turn the other cheek`, mustn't one ?? - that is , until one happens to meet YOU on a dark riverbank somewhere!! - Mind you, with your record, you'd look upon a ducking as par for the course, wouldn't you, Stewart ??