October 2014 Caption Competition

[FishingMagic]

For October we welcome your suggestions for captions for the following image:

Have fun, and good luck!

 

[Peter Jacobs]

I reckon it would take Jerome K Jerome to dream up a caption for this one . . . . . . . .


Alternatively, see chapter 8 in "Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow" for inspiration . . . . . . .

 

[Titus]

The dogfish here are massive.

 

[itsfishingnotcatching]

This was what happened when you "Asked Mr Pastry"

Apologies to our younger members

 

[Ray Roberts]

"When I said I wanted a big oar with black labs for my birthday I didn't mean this!"

 

[Poshpaul (Angling Trust and PaSC)]

"You should have seen the size of the labrador that got away"

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Ok Fido, Rover and Rex....if the old bastrad sings one more Al Jolson song....take him out!

 

[binka]

Even the dog had to look away as yet another "it was this big" story is delivered from the bow of the boat...

 

[Paul Boote]

"THAT long, Rover? No wonder you said 'Look at the tail on that Saluki! Woof! Woof!" in the park last night."

 

[dorsetandchub]

Ted's new landing net was happy with a tin of Pedigree Chum every day.

One cast and Pedigree Chum became Pedigree Chub.

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FM's remake of Reservoir Dogs was big on accuracy but, storywise, lacked a certain something....

 

[lambert1]

The Ghillie's flatulence problem was so severe that he brought three dogs to blame it on!

 

[slaphead]

Three Dog Night and friends singing I'd Be So Happy, from their Hard Labor album.

 

[nicepix]

The guy at the fishing shop recommended fishing a team of three 'black dogs'

 

[binka]

If Greenie had a boat...

And he was given a choice of colours...

 

[Windy]

"For heaven's sake"
thought Mrs. Caffyn,
"I just wish the Reverend would stop going on and on about how big his GRN is while I'm trying to fish....."

 

[rob71]

The wife thinks i have taken the dogs for a walk

 

[bigfish74]

Are you sure i need to hold the line like this whilst you cast

 

[nicepix]

Norman couldn't make the annual RNIB fish-in but he sent his dog anyway.

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

"So, I said to the Vicar, 'if his cock was this big then I'm surprised he really needed the clothes posher'"

 

[greenie62]

Look - no hands - and I'm still fishing!

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If he sings 'Nessun Dorma' again - I swear I'm going to rip his bits off!

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Alright lads - when I say 'Woof' - over the side - we can swim ashore easy from here!

 

[theartist]

Forum members 'Owl' and 'Pussycat' went to sea in a beautiful pea green boat.