I only watched one bit of a Mortimer and Whitehouse programe and that was more than enought, like you I just don't like 'em, at all.
Medical records are pretty sacrosanct, yet for every episode for every series we had the A-Z of their health problems. Hey guys, we are all getting on, we all have problems, so lighten up and let's go fishing as your d***y heart is not THAT interesting that I want to buy a TV licence to hear about it.
And don't start me on that cackhanded idiot Mortimer........
Edit: Forum didn't like the d**k!