Queen Duet with Billy Bass

[GrahamM]

Okay, come on then, let's have your favourite song titles for the Queen to sing with Billy Bass.

Best entry wins a copy of the book 'Where to Fish - Lancashire Coarse Fisheries.'

Last entry by end of November.

 

[Carp Angler]

If first prize is a book on Lancashire, is second prize having to actually go there?

 

[peter webber]

Where to fish: Lancashire Coarse Fisheries.
I've seen that book its only 8 pages long and 5 of them are taken up with index, acknowledgements and summary.
Think i'll go for the booby prize.

 

[nick bennett]

How about "21st Century Schizoid Man" by King Crimson? Could be fun!
Nick

 

[Alan Roe]

Cheeky swines come up here and discover some wonderful fishing.
Honestly suvernors!!!!all jellied eels and fish with names.....!

 

[paul williams]

Howz about "Theres a plaice for us" by PJ Goby! (PJ Proby) I'm to young to rememeber him of Course!

 

[Stewart Bloor]

Ah, Billy Mr Bass man and Thin Lizzy. I remember their attempt at a sole duet well. I can't remember what plaice they sang at now, but they were real dab hands, in my opinion. I thought they were brill, but the critics thought they were a load of codswallop and they really floundered after that. They went really flat.
The last I heard, Billy Bass was attempting a project with Gerry Marsden and the Pacemakers. Of course, if that doesn't work out, he could always hook up with Graham Marsden and his pacemaker.

 

[Carp Angler]

He gets worse you know.

 

[GrahamM]

Don't you just hate cheeky parsons?

 

[dave mccracken]

Top Of The Pops must be on the A side 'Catch Me IF You Can' with 'Release Me' by Cod Bones (Tom Jones)on the B side.

To be replaced at Christmas by a seasonal offering from Billy Bass and Mam No.2.
A Side: We Fish,You A Very Big Bass(and a happy New Year).
B Side: Like A Sturgeon (Hooked for the very first time)

 

[Darren Wilson]

How about that old Bob Nudd Classic ' Maggots in ya catpult' featuring Snoop Maggy Maggot

Sad I know but these match boys will do anything to make their pools money

 

[Dan Silverwood]

I think it should be,"she wears the crown" by abba

Dan
www.leader-lines.co.uk

 

[Andy Blessett]

What about....Bassalona by "Queen"

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

how about :
I'm breaming of a white christmas(Bing Crosby)
Baby you can drive my carpThe Beatles )
Barbelona(Freddie Mercury)
Happy dace are here again (unknown)
and the old classic
The Twist (Chubby Checker )

 

[Andy Blessett]

and...
If I were a CARPenter and you were a lady...
Heaven is a Plaice on Earth.. Belinda Carlisle
Rubber Sole..The Beatles
There's a Plaice for us...Phil Collins
Had enough yet?

 

[peter webber]

I'm outta bait (anastacia)
Unleash the barbel (sisgo)
let the barbel play (barry white)
carp dj (robbie williams)
casting in the way (jill scott)
why does my carp feel so bad (moby)
7 dace (craig david)
carpless (corrs)
OK I know their bad, but what the heck.

 

[GrahamM]

You've all given me a good laugh, and it was hard picking a winner, but the book goes to Andy Blessett.

Well done Andy, please e-mail me at graham@fishingmagic.com with your address.

 

[Darren Wilson]

http://www.killfrog.com/00/dab.html

Here you go Graham. Wonder if Her Maj can sing better than this one

 

[Andy Blessett]

What can I say.
It'll give me something to read on these BLEAK winter nights! Where is Lancashire anyway.....just kidding!

 

[Graham Palmer]

How's about "Rock Around The Dock" by
Chub E Checker hahahhhahahaaaaaaa!!!!