September 2014 Caption Competition

[FishingMagic]

No prizes are up for grabs this month as we await a new sponsor, it's just the honour of winning - and that should be quite enough

So, your captions please for this....

 

[Peter Jacobs]

Well done.

Now after you land it we get you a deal with a bait company, arrange a signature rod with Korum and you can forget all about school and those daft studies . . . . . . . oh, and let's not forget a major clothing deal too

 

[binka]

Famous carp angler returns from a long lay off after a serious accident where he got totally encapsulated in his own shrink tubing...

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

At a very early age it was clear that Robson Green would never hold a rod properly.

 

[dorsetandchub]

Great fishery: just a short Waite between bites

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Now turn to the camera, showing off your FM hoodie and not breaking any advertising rules.

Quite literally, FM's new idea, the mini me moderator was catching on.....

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

the Krankies go fishing

 

[anglerpaulm]

Bank side models required. Those without beards will be forced to wear half a pea pod.

 

[theartist]

3lb test curve rod is no match for leadcore landing net

 

[Ray Roberts]

It's a rod son, you don't have to ship it back.

 

[itsfishingnotcatching]

Hasbro launches it's battery powered Fishing Gnome range for Christmas 2014

 

[barbelboi]

That’s it lad, point the rod straight at the fish, walk 20 paces backwards and Waite while your mate nets it for you........................

 

[dorsetandchub]

But this gnome's from Asda....cue Mr Boombastic...

 

[Peter Jacobs]

a) Do we just slip it back or do you have to negotiate its' release Uncle Terry?


b) I hope we just slip it back I can't wait 1,763 days for you to negotiate . . . . . . and Mum says I have to be home for tea by 5pm . . . . . .

 

[Poshpaul (Angling Trust and PaSC)]

Just one short step backwards and the bait alarm would never see the sun shine again!!!!

 

[theartist]

and you wanted to stay at home and play video games?!?!

 

[nogoodboyo]

Angling tuition fraudster laughs all the way to the bank.

 

[greenie62]

The bearded Dwarf asked the Hobbit: "Isn't that better than just playing with your Ring?" mg:

 

[binka]

Under the supervision of his personal coach, Ronnie Corbett's first tentative steps into carp fishing appear to be going well...

 

[Windy]

Can't wait to see his face when he gets that Bream in wearing all those nice clean new togs....

 

[Alan Tyler]

"It's going like a train, Dad!"
"Hmmph - derivative."