September Caption Competition

[FishingMagic]

Another great prize from Enterprise Tackle is up for grabs in September's competition. All we would like is a caption for the image below:

 

[Fred Bonney]

Our garden centre also sells super strong ready wired bean poles!

 

[Steve Ruff]

Latest batch of Chinese import quiver tip rods need a bit more work

 

[The Sogster]

Right my rods stiff enough, where are these big pussies someone mentioned.

 

[binka]

它可能看起来很奇怪，但等到你看到什么，我得到报酬

 

[Windy]

When his mates invited him out on the pull Dave definitely got the wrong end of the stick.

 

[Paul Boote]

"It took many years for Grasshopper to understand the true import of what his Master at the Shaolin Temple had been at pains to teach him: 'Never use them for fishing, Grassy, for non-initiates, especially the girls, will only laugh.' "

 

[geoffmaynard]

When Rick sent Welchy a photo of his 'Up Yours' stance, an editor quickly photoshopped a rod in to disguise the true meaning of the image...

 

[Steve Ruff]

British prisoner in Chinese prison camp contemplates pole vaulting escape attempt

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

Dave demonstrates the true parabolic action on the latest Paul Boote Commercial Rod.

 

[dorsetandchub]

John thought that, maybe, just maybe, he was a little overequipped for this year's gudgeon challenge.

 

[badger98]

I once had a rod ,
it bent like a harp.
reeled it all in,
but where is my carp

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

When carping in France , the lads like a rod that can double as a long bow just to remind the French of agincourt

 

[nicepix]

After his first fishing session Derek struggled to get the rod back into its bag and began to question whether gluing the sections together was such a good idea.

 

[dorsetandchub]

Teamed with his newly acquired Okuma Trent Centrepin, John thought his bid for world domination was just about ready......

 

[badgeroo]

"Right lads how about this. Hold your rod in your left hand, bend the tip with your right hand, smile and." phhhhhhrt!

 

[nogoodboyo]

Fat sweaty bloke bends a fishing rod.
Hat tip to Brendan Behan.

 

[bivvyboy]

I can bend it like Beckham too!

 

[bennygesserit]

too much glue means that new FM concept rod has to go back to the drawing board

( Dorset you beat me to it with the mention of Gudgeon - bravo )

 

[iannate]

"This way, I can do my bar bending practice at the same time as I fish"