September Week 3 - Caption Competition

[FishingMagic]

For week three of September we are delighted to be able to offer the following prizes courtesy of our friends at Laguna:



For the winner:

2 x 50ml bottles of Squid SAC juice (bait activator

2 x 50ml bottles of Crab SAC juice (bait activator)

1 x 50ml bottle of Hemp SAC juice (bait activator)

1 x 50ml bottle of Tiger Nut SAC juice (bait activator)

With a value of £26.84



And for the runner up:

1 x 50ml bottle of Hemp SAC juice (bait activator)

1 x 200ml tub Aqua-SPAWN synthetic fish eggs

With a value of £9.98


Full details of the new Laguna range of SAC Juice may be found HERE


To be in with a chance of winning please may we have your suggestions of appropriate captions for the following:

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

Topless photos of Peter Crouch on holiday were published inthe French papers

 

[Poshpaul (Angling Trust and PaSC)]

Matt Corker finally perfects his colonic clearance system for the city canal angler

(although I suspect his Lordship's first posting has killed this week's comp.stone dead - brilliant, tea on computer job!!)

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

in his new TV series "Inner City monsters" it is clear Jemery Wade has not been eating properly

 

[Windy]

(although I suspect his Lordship's first posting has killed this week's comp.stone dead - brilliant, tea on computer job!!)

Yep. Dammit.
just the runner up's place now up for grabs.

Mind you, I'd rather have the fish spawn stuff to try than all those dips which I don't use.... So runner up would be good for me ! Cloud / silver / lining etc.

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While undoubtedly practical the Environment Agency's Flood Protection Officers are really really really not very happy with the new uniform.

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Royal Protection Squad pledge that not another Papparazzo will get past them by any conceivable route possible. Although some postings are less popular than others....

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Dyno Rod announces disability employment initiative to help Anorexics. Together with a huge saving in machinery costs.

 

[barbelboi]

The UK Border Agency, facing a backlog of more than 275000 failed migrants who need to be removed from Britain, have opened up new cost saving exit routes.
Jerry

 

[chub_on_the_block]

The Rotherham-Sydney tunnel through the centre of the Earth has now opened for business

 

[simon dunbar]

The 2010 World Hide and Seek Champion finally found on Northern Council Estate......

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

The new "Mr Muscles" ad was filmed in up town Rotherham

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

Greg Whitehead finally emerges from a very long hibernation.

 

[sumtime]

New species of water beetle (anorexicolae snorkellus) emerges from the depths of Liverpool's forgotten Cavern.

 

[chub_on_the_block]

The Bog-Snorkelling Group (BSG urban division) meets in Rotherham on the second Tuesday of each month. Fancy dress provided, please bring packed lunch and flippers. What to do in Rotherham Factsheet No.5

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

since the end of "Only Fools and Horses", Nicholas Lyndhurst had found work on Robson Greene's "Exteme Fishing"

 

[Merv Harrison]

Britain loses out in the 'Brain Drain'.

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Newly arrived illegal immigrant say's "It's 'grate' to be here"

 

[Merv Harrison]

"April Fools Day 'Dyna-Rod' joke goes better than expected".

 

[Merv Harrison]

"Bl##dy hell, two hours ago I was snorkelling in the sea at Margate, I don't remember anything after that"

 

[sumtime]

"I was unblockin' a toilet in Western Samoa when all of a sudden a big wa...."

 

[FishingMagic]

Once again thank you for your contributions.


The September week three winner is Windy with:
'While undoubtedly practical the Environment Agency's Flood Protection Officers are really really really not very happy with the new uniform.'


The runner up is Merv Harrison with:
'Britain loses out in the Brain Drain'


If both could please email: editor@fishingmagic.com with their contact details we will arrange for their prizes to be sent through