The Biggest Match in Years

[slime monster]

<blockquote class=quoteheader>Steve Spiller (ACA) wrote (see)</blockquote><blockquote class=quote>

I think it's a Northern thing Slimey?

Sod that!!!</blockquote>
Yes sodomy by all accounts ...........bloody hell.

 

[Morespiders]

Told you boys it was going to be rough, no holds barred, Corkers always half cocked anyway, just needs a BB to get his nose under the surface.

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

Perhaps I should mention

IT'S DAY TICKET

£4.20 AT THE MACHINE next to the reservoir house.

BRING CHANGE.

The machine is currently broken. If still the case then pay on the bank when the bailif comes round.

 

[Morespiders]

Errr, perhaps I have overegged the thread a bit, It will be a nice friendly day out on Dam Flask.

No harm will come of Corker, no stabbings or murders, no entry fees, bring your own buttie's, there will be no barbecues.

Hopefully be a good laugh and day out.

Mr Clay, be nice if you turned up.

 

[Poshpaul (Angling Trust and PaSC)]

Hoping to be there with you - just to be make sure standards are adhered too....big hands available for hire!

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

Captain Spiders has softened a bit.

Seems to be sticking to his guns on hte hemp though!

 

[Lord Paul]

I shall be attending - bring port and stilton - Conkers try not to spill it this time

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

Bring the chimps and maids.

They can work as bank runners and serve us port and stillton at our pegs.

 

[Morespiders]

Is Nobby coming?

 

[Ray Daywalker Clarke]

I would love to come to this but will be away on a fishing weekend, so i will have to whip Spiders at the Palace.

Have a great time.

 

[Morespiders]

Yer, two weekends with you Clarke would be to much, even for me.

Don't kid yourself Daydreamer, you wont be wwwwwhipping me at the Palace, see what youv'e done?, got me stutttttering/forum/smilies/nerd_smiley.gif

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

This fish-in needs a pubicity stunt /forum/smilies/smile_smiley.gif

 

[Morespiders]

Well, your a stunt, so pull one,/forum/smilies/nerd_smiley.gif

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

Cupid Stunt

 

[Morespiders]

Good innit, when the match organisers start slagging each other off?.

We must be more professional in our approach Mr Corker

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

OK, from now on we'll lead from the front and that.

Right first problem - how to get people to take us seriously?

RIGHT YOU LOT - THIS IS AN ACTUAL FISHIN AND THAT.

PUT YOUR NAMES DOWN OR JUST TURN UP ANYWAY. NO FORMALITIES REQUIRED AS WE HAVE NOT ACTUALLY BOOKED ANYTHING. WE PLAN TO GANG UP ON THE BAILIFF AND GIVE HIM AN ATOMIC WEDGIE.

 

[Morespiders]

17 going up to now Matt, will post names next Monday.

Scothorne and Raison are coming, want cluing up on our new baggin rigs

 

[Graham Whatmore]

Are body guards provided for entry into Yorkshire and at what cost?

Is it true the winner gets thrown in with the £100 1st prize in pennies sewn into his trousers followed by shouts of "Sink or swim, tis up ta thee tha knows!

Are paper hankies provided for those that cry - especially the winner?.

Can I bring Deano's mam to distract Ron?

Is there a dispensation for OAP' such as a whip round for petrol costs, free entry and double section prizes?

 

[Morespiders]

Yes to all the above questions Graham, are you coming?

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

The number 61 bus stops at the reservoir house /forum/smilies/smile_smiley.gif