The Biggest Match in Years

[Morespiders]

Dam Flask Reservior, Sunday 5 Oct, Start 10amish, finnish whenever

No holds barred,,3-4 rods each, swearing, fighting, cheating , throwing stones in others swims, murderand no being nice to each other.

NO HEMP

Entry fee £100 each £80 women, Juniors £60

If anybodys interested put your name down/forum/smilies/nerd_smiley.gif

 

[slime monster]

Youok mate?

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

You know I'm in /forum/smilies/smile_smiley.gif

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

I'll stick the map up later

 

[Morespiders]

<blockquote class=quoteheader>slime monster wrote (see)</blockquote><blockquote class=quote>Youok mate?</blockquote>
Yes Slime, you coming?. Should be a great day out

 

[Steve Spiller]

I'd love to come and whoop some Northern butts, but I'm attending a charity PAC event down ere.

Bu**er! It sounds like my kind of match too!

 

[slime monster]

Alas off to cyprus .

 

[Morespiders]

<blockquote class=quoteheader>Steve Spiller (ACA) wrote (see)</blockquote><blockquote class=quote>

I'd love to come and whoop some Northern butts, but I'm attending a charity PAC event down ere.

Bu**er! It sounds like my kind of match too!</blockquote>
<blockquote class=quoteheader>slime monster wrote (see)</blockquote><blockquote class=quote>Alas off to cyprus .</blockquote>


All these excuses.

Spiller, you would have no chance, you have no experience of top competition, you just sling and hope, No Finesse/forum/smilies/nerd_smiley.gifAnyway, murder and mayhems not for you southern boys

 

[Steve Spiller]

Pfffft

Sling and Hope my ar$e!

I fished the "fur and feathers" open last year I'll have you know!

And it was flippin cold!

 

[Morespiders]

Its no use fishing the fur and feather if you finnish last you silly bugger/forum/smilies/nerd_smiley.gif

 

[Mark Wintle]

You Northerners don't get the body counts we get on our matches;five matches I know of we've had a body; best one was the copper walking down the line of anglers on New Year's Day asking if anyone had seen a body! Three drownings, two heart attacks!

 

[Morespiders]

We are hoping to beat that Mark, First to go, Corker.

How many SSG to cock him ?

Better still how many to pop him up off the bottom?

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

I'm no really up for having my bottom popped /forum/smilies/disappointed_smiley.gif

 

[Morespiders]

you wont know much about it, after iv'e strangled your neck!!/forum/smilies/nerd_smiley.gif

 

[Sean Meeghan]

Shame I'm away doing proper stuff!

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

here's the map thing.

Damflask Reservoir is between Loxley and Low Bradfield just outside Sheffield.

map

 

[slime monster]

If people are going to get cocked boy am i glad i cant go. /forum/smilies/disappointed_smiley.gif

 

[Steve Spiller]

I think it's a Northern thing Slimey?

Sod that!!!

 

[Morespiders]

Im only going to half cock him Slime./forum/smilies/nerd_smiley.gif <blockquote class=quoteheader>Sean Meeghan wrote (see)</blockquote><blockquote class=quote>Shame I'm away doing proper stuff!</blockquote>
Yes Sean, be a bit rough for you mate, best staying away/forum/smilies/nerd_smiley.gif

 

[Steve Spiller]

"Im only going to half cock him Slime."

Is that what they did in tut pits, eckey thump and all that?

Yuk! /forum/smilies/sick_smiley.gif