Has anybody read Mr McMad's page in the April CF? It's a classic urban myth/legend. A revamp of the old cat pinches the salmon and is found dead later. Hubby also has some of the very same salmon on his sandwiches so a major rexcue is et in place because dear wifey thinks the salmon is off - big time. Poor hubby gets his stomach pumped while in reality the cat was hit on the head with a milk bottle - or in this case hit by the milk float. There are many variations on this one. I have even heard of a whole wedding crowd being rushed to hospital to have there stomachs pumped before the deadly salmon gets to work. This one has been going for decades. Urban myths are one of my other interests - ever heard the one about the dogs hanging up in the back of the Chinese restaurant or the one about the woman finding a 'microwave oven' by the side of the road? Which turns out to be a speed trap box.