Valentines Day

[Mike Parker]

If the cap almost fits!
Still I suppose someones got to come from Stoke-on-Trent (it be nice when they finish it)!

 

[Dave Feeney]

Ilove my wife so much, for allowing me to go fishing when ever I want, this valentines day I'm going to buy her a big bottle of perfume, well actually it's an empty perfume bottle in which I'v filled it with liquid brasem that way when ever I'm dragged away from my fishing to somewhere she wants to go I can close my eyes and inhale deeply and I'll dream of big bream ain't that dead romantic???
p.s I'll be dead if she ever finds out... got to go just heard her on the stairs....

 

[John Huntley]

Stevie wonder has seen more daylight than Grahams wallet