Just down below 20stone now then Dave, or are you just a figment of one of Graham's pictures. As Grahams agent I'm sure we can do you a special deal from the silver haired club to make you look slim, sauve and even handsome (well maybe not that good according to Nicky) in your next picture.
As a prospective member of the silver haired club Woody you get one free. Serves you right though for fishing with Graham.