KEVIN PERKINS


Kevin Perkins is one of those anglers who sees the funny side of everything, and there are plenty of funny goings-on in fishing. But not everybody is able to convey the funny and often quirky nature of fishing. But Kevin can. He’s the Alternative Angler who sees that side of things that most of us miss because we’re too busy going about the serious business of catching fish and often missing the satire and laughs along the way.

Never mind smelling the flowers, don’t forget to take time out to see the satirical side of fishing life and grab a laugh along the way as well. So here’s a regular column from Kevin Perkins to remind us that life is for laughing at, or taking the p*** out of, whenever we can.

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EVERYONE AND HIS brother seems to be launching fishing websites these days, but TickleTackle have waited until now to enable them to bring you a ‘One stop shop’ point of contact, which will be an amalgamation of everything the angler could want in one site. Examples of the innovative new format are shown below:

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In a bold new move the site operators are able to pay contributors for their articles due to generous sponsorship from the likes of PoundShopTackle (Complete fishing outfits, including rod reel, salmon beat etc. giving everything you need to start fishing for £ 7.99) through to SnatchYourHouseBackLoans plc for those actually contemplating a purchase of any item from the TickleTackle range – full catalogue available on site, £ 50 charge for password protected entry to stop gawping time wasters.

Due to the amount of revenue being generated by sponsors and subscriptions, some big name anglers have been signed up, starting with Don Housebrick giving us the first in a series of 102 articles he has written telling us just how to fish for pike with jerk baits in trout reservoirs. Don’t worry if you miss an edition, when you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all…….

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Weekly horoscopes from the world-renowned fortune teller Gypsy Petrolsniffer. Startlingly accurate predictions about your prowess with your tackle. For a trifling additional fee a personalised reading can be obtained simply by holding your hand up to your monitor, and Gypsy Petrolsniffer will reveal all by reading your palm through the screen, results sent by email, of course.

In addition, those with plenty of disposable income will be able to partake in a s

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