Wannabe big bream star Warren Gaunt denies being part of the Southern circus whilst showing off his latest catch, a 28lb 4oz common.


Wos in full make-up with his 28lb 4oz carp
Wos said, “I would have landed it a lot sooner but the wind was spoiling my new hairdo and I couldn’t get my landing net past my size 42 shoes.”

“But I should be okay in future,” he added, “after a few weeks of surveillance I’ve found out that Stuart and Barney are actually in on the Circus act themselves.”


In on the act!

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