slime monster
Senior Member
ha ha ha .....you know what will happen now Steve
Blenheim : 25th September 2 Boats available
- Thread starter S-Kippy
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ha ha ha .....you know what will happen now Steve
Steve Spiller
Well-known member
Yes Slime I'll blank again and Wendi will whoop my butt again!
As usual
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Skippy, Blenheim is easy, you should try doing a Bristol Avon FLOOD-in!!!
As usual
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Skippy, Blenheim is easy, you should try doing a Bristol Avon FLOOD-in!!!
Ray Daywalker Clarke
Well-known member
That must have been painful, teach you to keep your pants on next time.....
:wh, and some worry about having a Pee over the side, and here you are with it all hanging out all day.................OK whats it going to be £3 a man, 32 fishing, take out your bet, 31 x 3 = £93, so maybe a 1st and 2nd place, say £60 1st, £43 2nd does that sound OK.
Even deep pockets Spiller can have a go at £3.
Skippy, you have done alright for your first fish in, next year will be easy........
Neil Maidment
Moderator
OK whats it going to be £3 a man, 32 fishing, take out your bet, 31 x 3 = £93, so maybe a 1st and 2nd place, say £60 1st, £43 2nd does that sound OK.
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I'm up for that (as long as Ray puts in the additional tenner!).
ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)
Well-known member
That must have been painful, teach you to keep your pants on next time.....
OK whats it going to be £3 a man, 32 fishing, take out your bet, 31 x 3 = £93, so maybe a 1st and 2nd place, say £60 1st, £43 2nd does that sound OK.
Even deep pockets Spiller can have a go at £3.
Skippy, you have done alright for your first fish in, next year will be easy........
Maths not your strong point then Ray .........??
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Definately not !
14 and a half nicker for 100 lobs
Maybe THESE would be better for The Blenheim Buccaneers .............
Steve Spiller
Well-known member
Far too many ringers fishing this time!
Has Skippy warned you all about 'Spawny'?
And Rays boys aint muppets either.
Oh s*d it go one then
Do the fish have to be weighed on dry land to conform with BRFC rules :wh
Has Skippy warned you all about 'Spawny'?
And Rays boys aint muppets either.
Oh s*d it go one then
Do the fish have to be weighed on dry land to conform with BRFC rules :wh
Nah, most of you all can weigh them in the water if you like . . . . . . . . .
"Ringers" what can he possibly mean?
Neil Maidment
Moderator
I've just booked into the campsite for the Saturday night...... I think.
Very pleasant lady on the phone.. "We have limited places available. A single small tent? Ah.................... (long pause). We seem to have a group of fishermen already booked, are you with them?"
Yes.
"Ah....................... (another long pause)!"
Hello, anyone there???
"OK yes, I guess that'll be alright then!"
Very pleasant lady on the phone.. "We have limited places available. A single small tent? Ah.................... (long pause). We seem to have a group of fishermen already booked, are you with them?"
Yes.
"Ah....................... (another long pause)!"
Hello, anyone there???
"OK yes, I guess that'll be alright then!"
ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)
Well-known member
I've just booked into the campsite for the Saturday night...... I think.
Very pleasant lady on the phone.. "We have limited places available. A single small tent? Ah.................... (long pause). We seem to have a group of fishermen already booked, are you with them?"
Yes.
"Ah....................... (another long pause)!"
Hello, anyone there???
"OK yes, I guess that'll be alright then!"
Didn't she ask,
" You're not part of a Mr Skippy's crowd are you??????"
--that's what she asked me --and consequently why Graham and I have had to book into a hotel ...... !!!!
Steve Spiller
Well-known member
Sorted.
But the guy sounded very confused?
Fishing party....huh?
Mr Maidment booked this morning....uhhh, oh that lot!
No record of Clarke, Blinstone, Skipworth???
What's going on? It is September 25th aint it?
I booked electric so Wend can get the kettle on in the morning
But the guy sounded very confused?
Fishing party....huh?
Mr Maidment booked this morning....uhhh, oh that lot!
No record of Clarke, Blinstone, Skipworth???
What's going on? It is September 25th aint it?
I booked electric so Wend can get the kettle on in the morning
heathbryant45
Well-known member
Am i BBQing????
ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)
Well-known member
I do hope so . . . . . .and remember:
No one Fkuc's with the Chef!
(he probably won't want to come now . . . . )
Ray Daywalker Clarke
Well-known member
Ok I got it wrong, 1st place £60, 2nd £33, give us a break i had just got home from a bloody long session of work, ( i hate that word) and it was very early morning.
After last time, i didn't book the campsite under my name..............
After last time, i didn't book the campsite under my name..............
Steve Spiller
Well-known member
I booked the campsite for everyone last time! (Nightmare)
That's why the guy asked me to spell my name when I rang up, followed by a long pause......
Either that or he couldn't understand proper Souf West? :wh
So who's booked in? I know Neil is, but that was the only name I recognised when I rang up?
That's why the guy asked me to spell my name when I rang up, followed by a long pause......
Either that or he couldn't understand proper Souf West? :wh
So who's booked in? I know Neil is, but that was the only name I recognised when I rang up?
Neil Maidment
Moderator
According to the campsite web pages, there is "limited availability" for that Saturday. If people are not booked in soon I'm guessing there won't be room anyway!
Rog Hill
Well-known member
What's the name of the campsite, perhaps they'd appreciate a touch of class. I think I've still got my old chemical somewhere.
slime monster
Senior Member
BBQ sounds a great idea Wol ..the onsite pub grub was ok but cha.....otic to get and in any case I would imagine me , Uncle Dave ,Spiller, Clarke and a few others are probably black listed or worse :wh
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Neil Maidment
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