Blenhiem Palace and tackle

[Ray Daywalker Clarke]

Probably right Ray.

Okay, a bucket, a bag and a brollie. Pull up tight in the trees, brollie up, jobs a good un!

Steve,
We are going fishing, sounds like your going Dog INN....

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

Hahahaha......

Who's the unlucky one sharing a boat with you Ed?

A Tom T*t in a carrier bag in a boat OMG!!!

"Mum what's that man doing in the boat?"

"Dunno Son, but don't look! Bl**dy disgusting fishermen!"

The bags not for me, it's for Graham --He has problems with his bowels in boats ......

(you put the bag over the bucket, so it's like a bin liner and then sit on it ......and tom tit away to your hearts content .......)

 

[S-Kippy]

Dear God in Heaven....we are now discussing the finer nuances of dumping in a punt !

May I respectfully point out that we are fishing Blenheim Palace lake and MY name is on His Lordships invoice.I suggest you complete your tom-titting before you weigh anchor.

Skippy

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

I never got on with boats for similar reasons. As soon as I arrive at the chosen swim the turtle enters the departure lounge, so I have to row back and open the gate for boarding.

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

I never got on with boats for similar reasons. As soon as I arrive at the chosen swim the turtle enters the departure lounge, so I have to row back and open the gate for boarding.

Hahahah ---

I was just pointing out that a bag is better than using the bare boards of the punt -------One can't help getting 'caught short' can one? :wh

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

It's just not gentlemanly to curl one off within a couple of yards of your boat buddy. Perhaps the punts should be modified to have a pull across curtain in the middle.

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

It's just not gentlemanly to curl one off within a couple of yards of your boat buddy. Perhaps the punts should be modified to have a pull across curtain in the middle.

There's nothing wrong with having a poo --- even the queen does it .

I bet if she went fishing on Blenheim they'd sort a bucket out for her ......

 

[S-Kippy]

We'll never know...she didn't pay up so I gave Slime her place.

 

[Ray Daywalker Clarke]

Princess Di used to go to Blenheim alot, she loved the place by all accounts.

Years ago a boat used to take those visiting the house on a trip around the lake, every 45 mins, not a rowing boat, but a motor boat, one with a class roof.

You could here the guide saying the same thing at the same point time and time again, Princess Di used to come here as she loved the place so much, his voice fading as the boat moved away.

I once heard him say something about buckets, but didn't hear if he was saying that the royals took a Dump whilst on the boat...

 

[Poshpaul (Angling Trust and PaSC)]

You told us there was a real hotspot called Di's Dump...that;s where you guided me and Elwin...mind you we didn't actually catch anything!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Morespiders]

Take as much tackle as you can physically carry, you never know what you may need, including a respirator, Clarke could have done with one last time we went, we all thought he'd haddit

 

[Poshpaul (Angling Trust and PaSC)]

He did look a tad pasty if i recall..somewhat lighter than I looked after my crawl conversing with Hughie Greene and Mr. Harris!!

 

[Ray Daywalker Clarke]

Take as much tackle as you can physically carry, you never know what you may need, including a respirator, Clarke could have done with one last time we went, we all thought he'd haddit

So did I....., thats what you get when you carry all Spiders gear back to the car park for the Old Chap, No Thanks, Just, You look sh*t , you OK.

I will have a set of jump leads this time, just in case....................

Posh,
if you and Elwin hadn't spent half the day rowing round and round, you might have caught something

 

[slime monster]

I thought you were going to croak Ray......:wh

 

[Poshpaul (Angling Trust and PaSC)]

Posh, if you and Elwin hadn't spent half the day rowing round and round, you might have caught something

I know but Elwin....he's a ramblin man

YouTube- Lemon Jelly - Ramblin' Man (Lost Horizons)

 

[Ray Daywalker Clarke]

I thought you were going to croak Ray......:wh

If you thought I looked bad, you should have seen the sight I got on the Sunday morning.........................YOU..........:wh

 

[slime monster]

ha ha ha ha

 

[Ray Daywalker Clarke]

Ok, here are the pairs for the boats.

Skippy & Phil
Uncle Dave & Les Clark
Will Barnard & Friend
Spiders & Slime, they have the bottom less boat..
Graham Marsden & Ed, two life jackets for grahams wallet..:wh ok 3.
Graham & Scott Whatmore
Steve & Wendi Spiller, Steve will row tea to your swim, made by Wendi.
JK (john) & Woody
Neil Maidment & Nigel Connor
Fred Bonney & Peter Crabtree (simon)
Grumpy & Muffin
Posh Paul & Peter Jacobs
Ray & Jack Clarke
Tom & Ben Clarke
Mark Hewitt and 3 friends, that could be, 4 poofs and 2 boats..:wh

Meeting time to be arranged the week before, any problems pm me, or Skippy.

 

[The Bone Collector]

Will Les carry my car battery, the lekky motor and fish finder, is he in good shape, can he make a good brew, can he use a cattipult ? so many questions

Posh did offer to carry all.

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

Will Les carry my car battery, the lekky motor and fish finder,

I hope so, because you'll be carrying ours !!