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"The lastest Introduction to the Eco System after otters, seals and crayfish won't be a problem" says a spokesman from the Environment Agency.


The Angling Trust shows off the latest high tec method for driving river invaders back to the Sea.


Jonah, come out!....I told you that wasn't a new type of Bivvie!
 
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Mark Brailsford 2 and Nicepix finally settle their mines bigger than yours issue.
 

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Moby **** finds a handy toothpick to get at that troublesome bit of krill stuck behind his baleen plate.
 

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Jeremy Wade finds another "River Monster" he can get another ITV series out of......

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The Louisiana Tourist Board began to realise that launching their canoe holidays initiative was going to be tougher than they thought.....
 

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The results of the field test of the new 'Acme Whale Lure' looked promising...
 

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Dave wondered why his bait rowing service had proved so popular with anglers!:eek:
 

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Following recent financial cutbacks, ramming was now the Navy's accepted method of dealing with enemy craft.


Environmental Agency officials mistime in their practice of the new Ashley Young method "dive, dive, dive........."

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Whilst testing his new birthday present, John was severely worried that it appeared to fold quicker than a North London back four.......
 

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"Obviously you can have your 'kayak' and eat it"

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Up Sh#t creek WITH a paddle.
 
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