February Caption Competition

[FishingMagic]

The February caption contest comes to FishingMagic courtesy of SportsDirect.com, who have kindly donated a superb JRC ‘Extreme’ Fishing Carryall as their way of letting the angling community know that they are now in the business of selling fishing tackle and equipment.

[FONT=&quot]JRC Extreme Large Fishing Carryall[/FONT]

> Fully waterproof
> Hard wearing laminated PVC
> Leather base
> Strong zips and metal pulls
> Adjustable/padded shoulder strap
> Carry handles
> 50 x 28 x 35cm



To be in with a chance of winning this terrific prize all we want are your suggestions for a caption for the image below:

 

[dangermouse]

Stop! Stop! Let me out, that`s my swim!

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"You bunch of cox, you`re ruining my swim!"

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

"When you siad there were oars in my swim i thought you meant whores"

 

[binka]

Following the malfunction of his bait boat, angler devises ingenious way of rowing baits out to the required spots

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

After defence cut back the Royal navy reveals it's new battleship

 

[jay 01]

Quick row faster i want to get to sportsdirect to get a fishing rod like that one thay have started selling fishing tackle now dont ya know .

 

[binka]

Mystery of the abandoned swim becomes apparent after carper decides to end it all following publication of an image showing three rod set up with the centre reel handle in a different position

 

[dangermouse]

Great, all I need now is for Keith the f***in` Seal to turn up!

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

well known angler fishing the river in the close season is caught by EA bailiff's rowing team

 

[itsfishingnotcatching]

Anglings acceptance as an Olympic Sport has revealed a severe shortage of suitable venues.

 

[barbelboi]

Need a bigger catapult:wh.
Jerry

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

poor timimng - just as Corky leaves his rods to curl one out the rowers come past

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

The Sports Direct rowing team training hard for their DRAGON boat race.

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The angler sits back and relaxes, fully confident in is well back leaded rigs....

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The Angling Trust take to the rivers to promote themselves at the sharp end

 

[gaz b]

I think we're gonna need a bigger boat.


Gaz

 

[The Sogster]

Deaf Albert didn't reckon much to this craze for carping in 'canoe' gear.

 

[Poshpaul (Angling Trust and PaSC)]

Port and Stilton find the quickest route to Aldi's to get more of their really great value tackle bags!!!


(Suspect that may not be a hot favourite to win...but couldn't resist!!)

 

[beerweasel]

Where's Trenton Oldfield when you need him ?

 

[aebitim]

Not so reformed member of the alcaholics anon angling club misunderstands the brief of catching whilst under the eight.

 

[Phil Hatton 2]

"I say there, you, fishing chappie. Is this the way to Mortlake Bridge?"

 

[john step]

Eviroment Officers find novel way to sneek up on anglers using 3 rods with only 1 licence.