Fishrite Caption Competition

[RL Dennis Johns]

"I am having trouble with my optics, you look very blurry, it must be the Scotch mist!"

 

[ken Cartlidge]

How do you like my custom buzzbar, the enviroment agency bailiffs want to take a sampleof MY water!

 

[Allan Birrell]

ha were is rab.c his suppos to bing the cans
of beer hic hic hic sheeeeeeeeeeeees

 

[Merv Harrison]

"Here all day and had just the one run,
although it was a booze run"

 

[Allan Birrell]

do you think iiiii willll gettt a biger
fffffffffishhhhhh or will it be a doubel
if not.welll one way to drown myyyy sorro

 

[fiona waterworth]

YOU KNOW I AM SURE I'VE FORGOTTEN SOMETHING, NOW WHERES MY ROD

 

[fiona waterworth]

..

 

[Merv Harrison]

"Runs???, I thought he said rums"

 

[Merv Harrison]

"I know I've had a lot to drink," but all I
said to him was "You're my bestest friend
and I really, really love you".

 

[Merv Harrison]

All I said was
"Whisky makes you feel frisky,
Brandy makes you feel randy,
Rum makes you feel" and that was as far
as I got before he legged it.

 

[Merv Harrison]

"Bivvy, I thought he said bevvy"

 

[Merv Harrison]

"I used to have a dreadful drink problem,
but I can afford it now"

 

[Merv Harrison]

"I woke up this morning with a 3foot hairy
appendage stuck out my back, mind you, I
was rat-arsed last night"

 

[Terry Davison]

And the Missus always wants to know why I'm so knackered when I get home from fishing!

 

[Merv Harrison]

"I used to suffer from DTs, my hands used to
shake terribly, I did'nt have a drink for
3months and my hands were as steady as a
rock, then my wife left me, she said that
foreplay just was'nt the same"

 

[Merv Harrison]

"It' either my boots, or the drink, I'm only
going to lace one"

 

[Pete Haskell]

I had this really weird dream - I was having a drink in the middle of a field and this bloody great Basking Shark came up behind me.

 

[Merv Harrison]

"Hair rig!!, this is my Hair of the Dog rig"

 

[philip saunders]

no wonder the carp are having these top shelf life whisky boiles

 

[tony green]

with his optic nerves shattered he was left grinning inanely