It?s Goodbye Jonny and Hello Dave

[David Barber]

what are crisps?! there all chups to me. Watties tomato sauce over english brown sauce thanks.

Thanks for the warm welcome!

 

[Deanos]

Hello David,
I hope that Granville Marsdin has paid you a month up front!?if not don?t go asking any of us on here for a sub if you get a bit short of cash?you have been warned!
David, be a good fellow whilst old Granville is on holiday, have a root around his office, and you shall find numerous fishing rods lying about.
Pack me one up please (Granville was going to send it but has got to have his holidays I suppose like the rest of us), the rod will have ?Greys on it??and the word ?Barbel?.
This is mine and should be sent without delay!

Thank you Derrick Deanos.

 

[Wolfman Woody]

Persistant little BEGGER, isn't he?

 

[BAZ (Angel of the North) aka Fester]

Gday cobber.
Are you bringing your Sheila with you?

 

[David Barber]

Sorry Derrick but as I'm new to the country my fishing gear and supplies are some what depleted, therefore all future compititions will be rigged, and the rod and any other goods, will be going straight to me until further notice.

 

[Bryan Baron 2]

Welcome to the mad house David.

Whatever you do don't send that rod to Deanos the doctors have said the exciment of finaly getting a expensive barbel rod would kill him. On second thought send it ;0)

 

[The Monk]

Gday Dave and welcome to the madhouse, some right nutters on here mate, sometimes I think I`m the only sane one

 

[Smoothshift]

Man you look like you need some sleep. Anyone ever told you you look like Dave Grohl?

 

[njb51]

"therefore all future compititions will be rigged, and the rod and any other goods, will be going straight to me until further notice"


I trained him well!









I mean......errrr.......ummmmmmm....

 

[David Barber]

Thanks again to all of you for the welcome.

And of course all compititions run on FishingMagic are run fairly and honestly!

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

Welcome to the madhouse Dave




(You're not into sheep are you ???
Have a word with Welsh Goff --he'll introduce you to some nice looking ones )

 

[Merv Harrison]

Best wishes and welcome, but do keep away from Baitbox !!!.
















Do'es coming from New Zealand mean he's an imm, an immi, an immig, it's no good I can't say it ] ]

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

Yes it does Merv .....(I wonder if he's legal)

 

[Ant Michaels]

An immig, good greif, erm wot that?

N' Watties tomatosauce is this some new carp attracter, can I barter a bottle for some pagan under arm deoderent.

 

[Welsh Goff I Do luv My Sheep]

Welcome Dave, i bet them sheep were tasty over there aaaah but not as good as the Welsh ones.
Thats why you probably left ;o)

 

[Peter Bishop]

Welcome Dave. Ignore this crew if you can. They don't appreciate that Kiwi's are a class above your average Aussies! We know your forefathers populated the glorious North and South Islands through choice not because they were deported there!

 

[Graham Whatmore]

Welcome Dave, if you like HP sauce on yer brekkie then you're the man. Just never try to compete with Barney is the best advice I can give you, you will learn why when you are in his company.

Graham, have a nice holiday mate and I think you will love it up there, it is about as near to heaven as you can get, the scenery is stunning and your camera will be working overtime.

Pssst! Take a little boat rod.

 

[Bully]

Dave....welcome.



















Now go home.

At least FM is sticking to its "we dont hire good looking people" policy.

 

[Bully]

.......and so you clearly cannot play rugby, so you feel you have to come over here and rape our country??

:0)

 

[Sgt Bash]

Good luck Jonny,hope you do well,stay in touch. Welcome Dave,hope you enjoy your stay in the uk and FM.