March Caption Contest

[itsfishingnotcatching]

FM's pilot T.V. show "Dacing with Danger" failed to impress Jeremy Wade.

 

[anglingcoach]

"Get my agent on the phone! I agreed to appear with John Bailey & his mate... who are these two?"

 

[barbelboi]

No!...............go catch your own live bait.

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

"If it's that size get your coat you've pulled"

 

[bigfish74]

Roach is thinking

I thought it was only women who dug their nails in my back the kinky ******

Andy

 

[carp n pike]

Ecky thump lad, I nearly had to stand up for this one!

By eck frank, you'll be breaking a sweat next......

How's t belly where pig bit thee?

 

[jacksharp]

"A well-deserved day out for the Chippendales Retirement Home"

 

[bennygesserit]

By the time I get home this will be a 10lb Barbel

 

[Graham Elliott 1]

(wide Boy to blanker) "As easy as tickling trout m'lad."


Który jest obad wygatunkowany potem

(thats Dinner sorted then)

 

[theartist]

" Now take the wand and repeat after me - Eye of toad and fin of Loach turn me into a two pound Roach"

 

[gregrot]

I don't care how hungry you are Bogdan, you should have brought your own lunch.

 

[mat0624]

a chubby put me back or i'll have your eye out!

 

[strutman]

Im tellin you the other one had nipples like this

 

[FishingMagic]

"Here wave that magic wand over this fish and turn it in to a barbel"

Once again thanks to you all for some great suggestions; Lord Paul of Sheffield scoops the Laguna prize this month with the excellent entry above.


If his lordship could contact editor@fishingmagic.com with his name and address details we will arrange for his goodies to be sent out.