May Caption Contest

[steph mckenzie]

Pull your own finger

 

[binka]

Dave points to Martin in a show of delight after receiving official backing for his latest range of floats designed specifically for targeting Severn seals

 

[seksee]

"No Dave, that's not what I meant when I said I wanted a fatter tip..."

 

[Ray Roberts]

A 'goodie bag' of bits and pieces from a variety of leading tackle and bait manufacturers is up for grabs in the caption competition this month. All we want is a caption for this image of when the Angling Trust's Martin Salter met top river angler and float manufacturer Dave Harrell...

Good luck!

And then I said to him; "Put them on expenses, no one will ever know".

 

[iannate]

Yes, of course I will discount what you just said

So when will you start your career as a comedian?

 

[dorsetandchub]

Coalition Government just about a float......

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A rare chance to give Politicians the finger

 

[Windy]

Dave Harrell's shadow puppet show "the float" was fantastic.
Famous people from miles around tried to copy his act without success....

 

[markhib]

So, I told them I'd invented fishing scales and they gave me the job.

 

[blackout]

Trust the Salt, its a good tip!

 

[Titus]

The local tackle shops dress rehearsal for their Christmas interpretation of 'Santa Claus' was not going well, Santa had shaved his beard and the elf had ordered the wrong colour shirt.

 

[nicepix]

So this is a float? I always thought a float was the twenty grand that we kept aside for personal expenses.

 

[tenchless]

Right, which one of you two just let one slip out the back door?

 

[Paul Boote]

"D'ya know, Martin, I reckon the Pistols might have been on to something back in '77 with that Never Mind The Bolos album"

 

[Paul Boote]

"It is a little-known fact that poptastic pals Smashy and Nicey turned their backs on Bachman Turner Overdrive and took up fishing in retirement..."

 

[dorsetandchub]

When Harry Met Salty


This Year's Must See Movie

 

[Jamesy]

Man loses fingers in tragic Float comparison accident.

 

[Steve Ruff]

Dave thinks that Martin has taken his latest idea for a miniature travel rod a bit too far

 

[boultini]

Without the magic of television Ant and Dec looked very, very different.

 

[petemc]

Thanks, that's perfect for my wife's birthday! She said she wanted something black and floaty!

 

[Anthony Martin]

interested in the company finances as a potential investor he made the big mistake of asking what kind of float they kept in the the shop