October Caption Contest

[dangermouse]

I warned Corky that there were spear-fishermen in the water but he just had to go off the end of the boat . . .

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

Why use a professional when you know an enthusiastic amature?

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I only remarked that Bob's signature blue rinse looked rather fetching today and the basturd went for me.

 

[sussex river man]

Dave will be the first big game angler to hair rig a dead human to tempt the great white....

LOL This must be the winner already!!!

 

[Anthony Martin]

He hadnt grasped the concept of a Rod ring

 

[chub_on_the_block]

Looking back in hindsight, I suppose there was a bit of needle on the boat that day..but i got my own back later when i snagged his knob to the anchor.

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

The skipper finally loses it with Robson after, once again, HE claims to have caught the Barracuda himself...

 

[dangermouse]

Maggots get their revenge.

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

The Barbael Society boat trip ends in trouble as once again diagreement on the right type of boilie stop of meat gets out of hand

 

[zoe corbin]

''He fell for it hook line and sinker!''

 

[Merv Harrison]

"No Sir, the straps are just for Health and Safety, I promise you won't feel a thing".

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"It could have been worse, it could have been me"

"I told you harpoon fishing for 'Bummalo' was a bad idea with a non English speaking crew"

(Yes, the last one was a Thesaurus check )

 

[gaz b]

Now then lad, don't worry,

Jim'll fix it !







Sent from my BlackBerry pudding using my Toe's.

 

[guest61]

Violence escalates in 'Underwater Angling Turf Wars' - Stuart Walker lies striken - man held in custody is thought to be Danny Fairbrass - head of the infamous Korda cartel.

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

Typical night out in Rotherham

 

[gaz b]

MAN FOUND ON BEACH NEAR ROYAL HOILIDAY HOME.

Later in a statement the Duchess of cambridge Said her husband (prince william) was playing with a new spear gun when he found a photographer taking pictures of me sunbathing topless at the same time I called to our maid I would like a sticky bun, the prince thought I said, stick it up his bum.

Sent from my BlackBerry pudding using my Toe's.

 

[Alan Tyler]

We're gonna need a bigger pair of forceps...

 

[nicepix]

It's not the taking it out that's the problem sir. It's who is going to suck out the poison that concerns me.

 

[barbelboi]

Stopppp.........when we said you're supposed to put the rings on the rods...................
Jerry

 

[dangermouse]

Lilliputian receives medical attention after almost being hair-rigged by Gulliver.

 

[inspectorgadget]

"I've got good news and bad... the skin is barely broken on the crack side"

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

Ron Clay is finally pinned down by the FM mods