Old Fishermen Never Die… They Just Smell That Way

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John Bailey

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Beanie too big. Overtrousers baggy and stained. A creature risen from the swamp!

Last night I went as usual down to the river, not guiding, just me on my tod. I had to park the car and walk a few hundred yards to my long-term swim, and a couple of very county dog walkers came my way. They were followed by a smart young lady on a horse, and then the farmer’s wife, collecting dried rushes for a flower arrangement in the adjoining church. Every one of my meetings was pleasant enough, but marked by reserve. I put it down to Covid still, but then I looked at myself critically. Old thermal boots. Tatty, stained over-trousers. A jacket, Orvis it is true, but hideously old and showing its tough life. A sloppy, ill-fitting beanie that would have been overly large for a small elephant. In short, I must have looked like a creature from the swamp, a body dug up and breathed back into some sort of life.


Simon Ratcliffe manages to keep standards high

It’s true that I try to be smarter when guiding, and even more jazzed up if I’m fishing the Test, for example, but left to myself it seems my old 1970s specimen hunter self kicks in and I become a relic from a former age. Back then, “relaxed” attire was a mark of seriousness, scruffiness a badge of honour. I remember meeting many of the old heroes – Rod Hutchinson, Ray Webb, Jack Hilton amongst many – and they would have passed for scarecrows in a pea field. Last night, I scratched my chin and realised I hadn’t shaved in a day or two, and that my uncut hair was shaggy as an unsheared sheep, and that famous salmon angler, Michael Evans, came to mind. I remember a radio show I did with him when he said he always fished in jacket and tie. Doing it any other way, he said, showed disrespect to the fish. Blimey. Those barbel must feel super-disrespected I thought!

But worse, I wondered, is the old style “speci hunter” really a dinosaur, a relic from the last century? A classic example like Tony Miles has already, and sadly, gone, and the rest of us are in our sixties and more. Our own time on the bank has to be measured in years rather than decades. The modern angler, carp or trout, is generally a far smarter version, and more fundamentally, they tend to specialise rather than pursue anything that swims… providing it is big.


Enoka, looking the epitome of the togged-up game angler

My memory took me to days spent with Bob Church, bless him. How I loved him for valuing a tench as highly as a trout, a chub as highly as a salmon. But are there many of his ilk left, I have to wonder? I guess the age of the specimen groups and the old big fish conferences is all but at an end. I’d love to hear otherwise, and my hope lies in kids like James Buckley, a keeper on the Test, yes, but a lad desperate to come piking with me in a few days time.

Mind you, James always looks the country gent. Remind me to shave and perhaps dig out clothes that are both washed, and even better, actually fit!


James Buckley plays a carp… next day it could be a trout!



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You look quite normal to me, although I'd go for darker colours in the jacket, trousers and hat. Out of any appropriate context - such as fishing on your own estate - the "country gent" look is too much of an aspirational/retro pose for my tastes and reminds me of people who dress up as Edwardians or decorate their semi in Art Deco. I also think it looks a little silly when average anglers kit themselves out, clothes, luggage and gear, in the liveried, logo'ed colour coordinated style of hotshot sponsored team members. If you go fishing frequently, especially bait fishing for bags of fish, it's nothing to worry about if your outer clothing shows it. For me, clean clothes tends to mean a bad day. I find outdoor/hiking clothing is often better value and easier on the eye than fishing brands.
 

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I have never cared a hoot what I look like when fishing , preferring function to style . Some of my clothing - eg flyfishing waistcoat('vest ' if you must ), wading jacket is very expensive but doesn't look like it after a season's abuse . Most of my fishing involves little and sometimes zero human contact . The exception is canal lure fishing where I stick out like a sore thumb , not only because I am twice as old as many participants, but also because I don't sport garishly coloured , Japanese branded clothing and accessories.

That said, I feel strongly that every angler is an ambassador for the sport, and should make a point of politely answering any questions 'civilians ' may ask . I am less than impressed with anglers whose conduct (grunted monosyllables, audible swearing etc ) lets us down .
 

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You look quite normal to me, although I'd go for darker colours in the jacket, trousers and hat. Out of any appropriate context - such as fishing on your own estate - the "country gent" look is too much of an aspirational/retro pose for my tastes and reminds me of people who dress up as Edwardians or decorate their semi in Art Deco. I also think it looks a little silly when average anglers kit themselves out, clothes, luggage and gear, in the liveried, logo'ed colour coordinated style of hotshot sponsored team members. If you go fishing frequently, especially bait fishing for bags of fish, it's nothing to worry about if your outer clothing shows it. For me, clean clothes tends to mean a bad day. I find outdoor/hiking clothing is often better value and easier on the eye than fishing brands.
Trouble is Kev that when one is 6.2 and "comfy" the stuff sold in outdoor shops is geared towards the sylph like younger hiker .
I managed to get a thermal suit by Sundridge about 12 years ago sized as Giant (4+ I think) and the jacket is a bit worn and smelly now but I shall eke it out as long as possible.
 

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Trouble is Kev that when one is 6.2 and "comfy" the stuff sold in outdoor shops is geared towards the sylph like younger hiker .
I managed to get a thermal suit by Sundridge about 12 years ago sized as Giant (4+ I think) and the jacket is a bit worn and smelly now but I shall eke it out as long as possible.

Don't buy any ebay clothes from China, Pete. I'm 5'10 and 11st. I ordered some xxl (Asian size compensation) fleece-lined thermal pants. When they arrived they reached to a few inches below my knees.
 

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Must admit to never giving this a thought, until now. I must look like some sort of rough sleeper, but frankly dont care-my clothes ar comfortable and work in the worst of weathers.
 
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