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Roto Fryer
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testicles!
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roto fryer
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testicles!
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Warren 'Hatrick' (Wol) Gaunt
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Roto if get a sudden, very severe pain in your testicles (without having been hit there by me, Cakey, Stuart, Rik), you might have torsion. You should get IMMEDIATE help from a doctor. If you can't get to see a doctor immediately, go to a hospital Accident and Emergency Department for tits. They will be able to find out if you have torsion and give you treatment for it. It is important that you are seen as soon as possible. If you get a less severe pain, do get yourself 'checked out' SOON by a doctor at a genitourinary medicine clinic such as shac at Clinic 1A, where you can be tested for infections.
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ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)
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Talking of testicles.......
The doctor said,"Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches, the bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.
As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need...a new suit!!!"
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see...size 44 long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. And as Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"
Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck."
Joe was surprised, "That's right!! How did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly and as Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?"
Joe was on a roll at this point in time and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see...9-1/2 E."
Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in! the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly and then walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"
Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure."
The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see...size
36."
Joe laughed "Ah ha! Ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 underwear since I was
18 years old !!! "
The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A 34 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache!!"
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The doctor said,"Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches, the bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.
As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need...a new suit!!!"
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see...size 44 long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. And as Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"
Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck."
Joe was surprised, "That's right!! How did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly and as Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?"
Joe was on a roll at this point in time and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see...9-1/2 E."
Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in! the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly and then walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"
Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure."
The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see...size
36."
Joe laughed "Ah ha! Ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 underwear since I was
18 years old !!! "
The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A 34 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache!!"
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