YamYam you could row Monica up and down the river in a boat singing "only the crumbliest flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate never tasted before" then chuck a cadburys flake in her gob!
How old would I need to be to remember the milk tray adverts? And having some cadbury's flake chucked in my mouth (as you so delicately put it Steve) would probably be a welcome gesture