Hahah! Find them first of all.
The odd ones used to turn up in matches around Marlow a few years ago, usually in the trout's close season so they couldn't be weighed anyway. I've spent years spinning for perch and therefore trout, but never caught one. I then tried the fly for a couple of years and got the feeling it was like practising flagellation, necraphelia, and bestiality at the same time - in other words , flogging a dead horse.
Shame really because where I now fish used to be a fishing lodge dedicated to trout fishing. I've asked the EA to put egg boxes on the weir to help build up a new breeding stock of Thames trout, but get no joy.
I did see a small one in a side stream at Swinford on the Isis, but that was maybe 3 years ago now. It's probably moved on.
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