What happened to that Matt Hayes

[matt thomas]

I WILL ASK THE QUESTION THEN,
ALBERT WHAT HAS BRYLCREAM IN BREADFLAKE GOT TO DO WITH MATT HAYES'S TELLY PROGRAMME?
COS WERE ALL WONDERING...................

 

[albert watkinson]

looks like you've all been in the knifebox

 

[Gerry Castles]

The only thing I'm wondering is which tablets Albert has taken and does he have any spare ?.

 

[matt thomas]

NAH,JUST CONFUSED!!

 

[Paul Christie]

Is he any relation to Donald Effingham-Mudde?

 

[albert watkinson]

if i rise to your bait matt i will be confosed

 

[Barry Kneller]

Well done Albert, it's not often that this lot get confused - keep up the good work!

 

[Rodney Wrestt]

Terry,
I remember when Herr Grip's sister was the first sex change volunteer, yep she had a slapadictomy and changed her name to Frau Hoojanikabollokov.

 

[Terry Comerford]

Nice one, Rodders.

 

[Gerry Castles]

Rodney, wasn't she involved with
Samantha Janus brother Hugh ?

 

[albert watkinson]

be careful you lot if i press the wrong button on my imac{where is everybody}?

 

[matt thomas]

don't get your imac and your brylcream mixed up albert or you will have white hair just like ....well.....albert

 

[matt thomas]

and bleached roach

 

[matt thomas]

barbel with invisible whiskers etc etc etc

 

[matt thomas]

read the rest of the thread and you will get it

 

[Terry Comerford]

Was'nt Colditz a 'Jerry Castle'?

 

[Rodney Wrestt]

Gerry,
Yes they were an item for a while but the operation kept comming up and they were always falling in and out of....I mean with each other.