Quite nearly a consise writeup, will I go again?, maybe, what irk's me on these fishins is the amount of cheating that goes on.
You wouldn't believe the things they get upto.
Just a few of the rules broken.
Mr King, kept looking up the laketo his right, not allowed, shows lack of concentration.
Casting 30yds, regulations say, further than 40yds.
Umberella at the wrong angle,again stated in the rules, must be upright.
Getting up to pee twice, only once is allowed in a 10hour match.
Mr Smith (Poshers), Fishing without due care and attention, ie, talking whilst casting.
Not knowing the way and getting us lost 3 times.
Talking to the contestant's either side of him.
Throwing stones at my umberella.
Rattling his crisp packet's, Elwin was disqualified for this last year, so he has no excuse.
Using hempseed, drugs the fish, only allowed from September onwards.
Lord Paul.
Moaning every time I took another half pint of maggots.
Coming dressed like a catalogue model, and combing his hair every five minutes.
Standing up to cast every 5 minutes, instead of the regulation 7 minutes.
Bringing the bloody monkey, when it clearly states in the rules, NO MONKEYS.
So folks you can see why i was sat down legs crossed, what the camera doesnt show is me shaking my head, in disbelief at the antics of these FM'ers.
In future anybody attending this function will have to be vetted, the aforementioned three now have a two year ban starting today, and have been sent on a four year course to learn the rules.
Why wasnt the 7lb perch I caught mentioned in your write up?
All in all it was a reasonable day, cant complain, i won again (fairly),
The cheese and wine was exellent, was an honour to meet Lady Paul, how she puts up with Lord Paul god only knows, shame about the company, of cheats and liar's
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