Steve2: you say that some teachers are not even qualified to teach the subjects they teach.
Well, as a supply teacher whose subject is English, I'm also pretty handy in the art class. Steve...it would seem that most kids have never been taught to hold and control a pencil. I have no qualification in art but, wherever I go, the kids invariably plead with me to be their permanent art-teacher -
and I ain't that clever! BUT...I can draw trees with branches that taper from bottom to top...I can use a ruler to easily construct street scenes and cityscapes...I can shade a human face and draw a garden path that clearly winds away from the front door on level ground - rather than a perpendicular chute down which the occupants, presumably, fall when they step out of the front door. We are talking 13 and 14 year old kids here.
I
have seen some genuinely superb artwork in one or two schools; work so good I've felt unable to comment because I've had nothing to offer. Generally though, standards are infantile: pasting cut-out pic's from magazines into a scrap-book is very popular, as is making a mosque out of cardboard tubes...
Purely because I've always READ and taken an interest in what's going on around me, I'm also able to deliver good geography, biology and 'PHSE' lessons - NOT because I'm clever but because I have a bit of life experience, that's all. When it comes to science (I've never been to a school that does
physics...) I.T and religious studies, I'll just follow written instructions and do my best with any questions. If I don't know the answers, I say so and make a note for the returning teacher.
My last assignment, 'Design Technology' (Ha!!
) saw me initially
supervising a small class of Year 10 boys; I naturally assumed these smartly turned-out young men would embarrass me with their work, neatly carried in their
very professional looking portfolios...I mean...
Design Technology! I let them get on with it but eventually summoned the guts to walk around and inspect their work. My flabber had never been so ghasted! 'Designs' for lamps, chests of drawers, chairs etc were 2-3" freehand squiggles done in coloured pencils...angles all wrong, 'straight' edges 'feathered' and curved...I was astonished. Suddenly, I was an expert! I spent the rest of the triple lesson teaching Technical Drawing...y'know...top elevation, front elevation, side elevation, all dove-tailing perfectly simply by using a bleedin' ruler and equal spacing between the views. This was in a brand new, state-of-the-art 'Academy' costing multi-millions and the kids were amazed at how good their designs
could look.
Here's the thing: there will be no shortage of readers here who could do exactly the same. When standards are so poor, any reasonably well-informed adult can make a decent fist of
good teaching in a great many schools. Of course, genuine excellence is out there too -
in places. In such schools high standards are quickly identified and the supply teacher's role is made very much easier.
Looking for a job? Part-time, maybe? Retired and want to be useful? Get into teaching!But be beware: any attempt to instil a little discipline in your charges WILL be frowned upon. You must never shout and you must always stay clear of a pupil's 'personal space' - a sort of 'aura' measuring approximately 3 feet. Touching a pupil is assault: be very wary of this. Never say the word 'black'. Pupils will gasp in horror and deem you 'racist' before they realise you're referring to an object or a dark night. Never insist on silence and order before dismissing a class: you'll rarely get either and when this impinges on the school's routine you'll be boll**ked by a senior staff member for holding things up. In the event of receiving even the foulest imaginable verbal abuse, don't bother reporting it because the miscreant will receive nothing more than a mild telling-off - as opposed to the
expulsion most of us would have got. Lastly, if a kid falsely reports you for hitting him or her, they WILL be believed - every time - and you
will be immediately ejected from the school. Have a great time!