Caption Competition No. 3

[Andrew Budden]

NEWS FLASH: WANTED MAN POSES WITH STOLEN RARE FISH

 

[Andrew Budden]

NEWS FLASH: WANTED FISH POSES WITH STOLEN RARE MAN

 

[Andrew Budden]

biggest gudgeon i've ever seen!

 

[Andrew Budden]

picture of poacher with QUEENS CAVIAR

 

[Andrew Budden]

reporter snaps pic of TWO loch nessie's

 

[Andrew Budden]

who'd 've guessed it, all i did was stick my finger in the water.

 

[Andrew Budden]

MINI SHARK BITES OFF MAN'S FINGER

 

[Rodney Wrestt]

I'll just hide the caviar in here and walk calmly past the stupid guards, He He He they'll never suspect a thing...

 

[Rodney Wrestt]

If the oriental love balls don't do it any more this little baby is what your after vroom, vroom

 

[Peck Neville]

i have got the finger positions right now where do i blow it to get the music out

 

[Peck Neville]

Graham says "with that underslung mouth it will an invention to rival the dyson.
Now all i have to do is work out how to keep this thing alive long enough to get it home and do the carpets"!!!

 

[Terry Comerford]

Even the Sturgeon,is greying at the temples!
Please donate any prize to SAFE.

 

[Leslie Whitehouse]

Well that's the dead bait sorted, now lets
get down to some serious fishing.

 

[Keith Grimwade]

Im gonna have to stop feeding these gudgeon high protein boilies !!!!

 

[Barrie Christian]

Where do I put the PAXO!!

 

[Terry Hyson]

She sent me out to get a turkey,but i got this!

 

[lynn thurkettle]

After a CATastrophic day CATapulting bait in a CATatonic state, I finally landed the best CATch of the day.

 

[David Craig]

I dont kow how it got here, but its heavy.

 

[Robert Smith]

Reely nice as royal fish go.

 

[Wendy Perry]

Who needs Matt Hayes when we've got Graham Marsden