Caption Competition No. 3

[Rodney Wrestt]

The next item we have for you here on F.M. the shopping channel is this novelty loofa, modelled by our Graham, give us a twirl Graham...

 

[John Pleasance]

and we also have the correct batteries in the camp shop so the kids won't be disappointed on Xmas morning.

 

[John Pleasance]

no this is the manual model but for another ?99.99. there is a remote controlled version.

 

[John Pleasance]

The new Nash bait submarine, also on display at a tackle shop near you.Don't get left behind.

 

[Richard Bartlett]

With its silver-grey sides & bewhiskered, underslung snout, this easily-identified primitive species is shown here with its preferred prey.

 

[Frank Curtis]

First of all no caviar and now I'm told I have to give it to the Queen!

 

[Darren Taylor]

See! I can catch fish!!!

 

[Darren Taylor]

Okay, seen as you are better with the camera - I'll hold it for you!

 

[Darren Taylor]

How many chips with this sir?

 

[Darren Taylor]

Fishing Magic reveals new pike bait!

 

[Darren Taylor]

?50 quid and it's yours!

 

[Darren Taylor]

Yrust me, this is the first dogfish ever to be caught in fresh water! What do I win?

 

[GrahamM]

The fish was caught in France while carp fishing. I'd just got back from the shower block (hence the slicked back hair) cast in, and it took straight away. I reeled it in, thinking it was a skimmer bream, no fight at all worth calling.

 

[John Pleasance]

Well there you go Mrs Marsden,I said Harry Potter, you said snotty little kid , and now look at you!

 

[Steve Wallwork]

What a prehistoric looking specimen, and the fish isn't that pretty either!

 

[Shaun King]

To wife: here is your xmas present a beauty sturgeon

 

[John Pleasance]

Hello, Anglers Mail ? you can have Thomas Petch back now....Thats Fishingmagic!!

 

[Dave Burr]

Well I reckon its a fake coz I heard Graham say he had seen the 'plastic sturgeon'

 

[Ian Grant]

GRAHAM TO PHOTOGRAPHER-"SEE!I TOLD YOU I WOULD CATCH ONE-WHEN IT COMES TO CATCHING
PIKE I'M THE MASTER"

 

[Gary Knowles]

Gary: How do you know its a real tight ar*e ?

Graham: Because I've got my thumb stuck right up it.....

Gary: err, Sorry Graham I was talking to the sturgeon !